PUSSY SMOKING UPDATE!!  I finally got the cigarette to puff in my snatch!!!  It took forever, really had to work the Kegels, and I almost gave up after many tries. But I now have the pussy power to do exactly ONE full puff on the ciggy with my labia.  I feel like a schoolgirl again!  Now my goal is to be able to finish off a whole cig with my snatch alone… just to be able to say I can and I did!  Hubby is especially excited.. he loves filming my progress.. and he tells me that fucking me lately is like fucking me when I was 15 again… I had the tightest pussy he’d ever felt.  NOt that he had been with many girls before me.. but I remember I was able to squeeze him to orgasm within minutes all thru highschool, no matter how long he tried to last.  He has alot more stamina now… but hey, this pussy control is good exercise for both of us!!!   Pretty soon I’ll be  crushing coal to diamonds inside the old bat cave!!   Feels fucking fantastic when I cum too!   Anyway.. back to Kegels!!

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Sometimes even cops can take time out for a little playtime.

A few of you already know my tendency to drive a little fast.  Well, once again I got pulled over by one of those boys in blue for having a heavy foot.

I asked this young protector of the peace if there were any way he might allow me to pay my punishment immediately instead of getting yet another ticket on my record.   When he looked shocked like I was trying to bribe him, I decided to suggest the punishment.  I suggested he give me one spank per cheek for each mile an hour I was driving too fast.   He thought about it for … ohhh … about half a second, then chose to take me up on it.   He had me get out of the car and go to the front of the car where I put my hands on the hood.  He flipped my short skirt up onto my back, exposing my naked ass completely, then proceeded to spank my butt with the flat of his hand right there on the side of the road with cars whizzing by honking their horns.

For a bit there (about halfway through) I actually did wish I had been driving a BIT slower, but by the time I climbed back into my car and felt the burn of my red-hot ass on my leather seat a grin came to my face … I love THAT kind of law enforcement.

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I went out shopping for a jogging outfit, and found this cute designer set of matching white jogging shorts and tee-top.

I bought them and headed home to put them on.   As usual, all I wore underneath was a sports bra … no panties to peek out from the bottom edges if they rode up a bit.  After getting dressed, I headed down to the local college to jog a few laps around their track … I like jogging there because there’s always some good eye-candy jocks practicing some sport or another in the infield.

Well, I hadn’t been jogging more than a couple minutes before I started getting a few jocks jogging next to me.  The more I jogged, the larger the crowd was jogging around me … I felt like the Pied Piper of Hamlin.

After I got done (it was so fun that I had jogged as long as I could), I sat back to relax a bit, and that’s when I noticed it … my new designer outfit, although white in the store, was almost completely see-through out in the sunlight.  OMG!

Well, I figured the damage was already done, so I chatted with a few in the crowd and collected a couple phone numbers before heading back home.  Yes, it was embarrassing at the time, but the more I thought about it, the hornier I got.  Thinking back on it now, I could sure use a phone call.

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Sometimes the hubby and I go our separate ways for fun every now and then.  We do try to play together as often as possible but sometimes it gets to stressful and boring and sometimes it’s just plain easier to get laid all by yourself.   So that’s what I’m going to do.  I happen to live next to a very large college campus, jampacked with young hot studs bursting with energy for the new school year.  Last year I was part of the hazing ritual for a select few college freshman trying out for the frats.  I judged their cock contests… the losers had to bend over for my paddle.   The farthest shooters, the longest lasters.. and of course.. the longest lasting farthest shooting always got to come away with me.  Mmmmmm…  those fat young cocks filled up my greedy holes just right.  And I taught at least two different fellas the proper way to eat a pussy.  Who cares if this snatch has alot of miles on it??  I know what I like and I’m willing to teach anyone who wants to learn!!  I’m hoping to try my first barely legal gangbang this semester… all freshman cock in every hole!! I even got a part time job in the dean’s office doing some clerical work.  I took alot of LONG lunch breaks… there always seemed to be a student in need of a little extra face time.    The dean didn’t like me hanging around campus so much last year… said I was a bad influence…  but I think he just needs to get fucked.  Who knows.. maybe he’s loosened up some this year.  Maybe I’ll swing by his office to make sure.

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Do you want to smell and taste what a real man’s cock left in my cum-filled and used pussy?
Did you enjoy watching them fuck my cunt until it was red and swollen?
Come close and smell his hot load of cum that I saved for you.
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I remember when my daughter was in high school, the parties she would throw. I would encourage her to invite everyone from her class, so no one felt left out. I’d help make sure her parties were the best ones … I’d find out the themes other parties had so that we could out-do them, I’d wear something “hip” and sexy so that the kids would feel comfortable with an adult around. I enjoyed all those hot, young men floating around in my house. Sometimes I would feel like a cougar on the prowl, looking for a worthy prey. I would target the one I wanted, and wait for my opportunity to get him alone … away from the herd … before I would make my move. Other times I would just happen to run across the lonely one sitting out by himself. It was all about the attention anyway … show them the attention they craved and they would feel special when the party was over and they headed for home, their young heads filled with a thousand dreams of what the future had in store for them.

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Some of these callers crack me up.  I had a pee fetishist on the phone and I am always glad to oblige since I damn near have to wear Depends already, I’m so damn full of piss all the time.  If I sneeze, I piss a little.  If I stand up too fast I piss a little.  If I cum too hard, I piss a LOT.  It’s like my goddamn bladder ain’t even tryin anymore LOL… But this particular caller loves to hear me pissing loud and long so I try to saveit up for him on his usual call days.  Then I run to the bathroom and hold the phone in the bowl while I let it fly!!  However the other day he called and I was feeling pretty gassy all morning (I’d had mexican just before bed last night!  D’OH!!!) and I was afraid I’d be doing alot more than pissing if you know what i Mean.  He’s straight pee fetish, not really into much else so I didn’t know how that would go over.  I swear I fucking tried as hard as I could to JUST piss, not let out any gas… do you know how manyf ucking muscles that requires??  I sure as hell don’t because i FAILED big time, and I let out the longest sloppiest, wettest sounding fart you could ever imagine.  It lasted forever!!  Then I got nervous trying to bring the phone back out of the bowl and I ended up dropping the receiver in the pissy fucking toilet water!!!!   By the time I got it out all I could hear was a dial tone!  OOPS!!  I hope he enjoyed that little noise parade!!  If I don’t hear back from him again I guess I’ll know how it went over.  Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve gotta try to get the smell of pisswater out of my phone still…. LOL.!

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I had a great time as usual with one of my callers last night, he said how he wanted squirt his load of hot cum over my round perky tits, and have my son lick the cum right off of them. I loved the way his imagination runs wild and how creative he can be. His voice was so sexy ans seductive that he almost made me cream in my panties the minute he first started taking. When he firy told me about his fantasy I was overwhelmed with excitement, I told him that I would love to do a threesome with him and my son, after all me and my son often have lots of sexual encounters. I just love sucking his young cock, and he loves the way my mouth feels sliding up and down on it. My pussy is just pulsating right now as I’m picturing this threesome. My caller Frank also told me how he wanted me to bend over with my ass straight up in the air so that he can stick his cock in my tight ass. I can go on and on about what happened on our call but I would rather save the story for the next callers so we could get each other off!

CONNIE

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Hello out there! This is Jan, and I am here to have a good time. I’ve always had a strong sex drive, and now that I’m alone I figured I could work as a Phone Sex Operator,so I decided to give it a shot.  I am not inexperienced at all.  I love sex, and the kinkier the better.
I’d love to explore all the hidden desires within you. Let me be the one you call when you are feeling really naughty.  You can tell me anything, and I promise to keep your secret.
Maybe your fantasy is cheating with the hot sexy neighbor next door, your mother-in-law, or maybe the horny old office secretary your boss keeps around.  I get wet just thinking about all the possibilities.  Call me … let’s share some of those fantasies together.
Pick up the phone and give me a call so we can have some one-on-one fun! Don’t forget to have your credit card information so we don’t waste any time!

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I know what you’re craving.  I will build a full-fantasy story for your roleplay world. I’m full of motherly love, and ready to smother you in it.  Most call me “mommy” and I take that responsibility seriously.
From diapers and nursing to bathwater and spankings, nothing is taboo to me.  Call me with your secret  fantasy and unload it on “mommy”, we’ll make it come to life together.

SUNNY
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