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Some of these callers crack me up.  I had a pee fetishist on the phone and I am always glad to oblige since I damn near have to wear Depends already, I’m so damn full of piss all the time.  If I sneeze, I piss a little.  If I stand up too fast I piss a little.  If I cum too hard, I piss a LOT.  It’s like my goddamn bladder ain’t even tryin anymore LOL… But this particular caller loves to hear me pissing loud and long so I try to saveit up for him on his usual call days.  Then I run to the bathroom and hold the phone in the bowl while I let it fly!!  However the other day he called and I was feeling pretty gassy all morning (I’d had mexican just before bed last night!  D’OH!!!) and I was afraid I’d be doing alot more than pissing if you know what i Mean.  He’s straight pee fetish, not really into much else so I didn’t know how that would go over.  I swear I fucking tried as hard as I could to JUST piss, not let out any gas… do you know how manyf ucking muscles that requires??  I sure as hell don’t because i FAILED big time, and I let out the longest sloppiest, wettest sounding fart you could ever imagine.  It lasted forever!!  Then I got nervous trying to bring the phone back out of the bowl and I ended up dropping the receiver in the pissy fucking toilet water!!!!   By the time I got it out all I could hear was a dial tone!  OOPS!!  I hope he enjoyed that little noise parade!!  If I don’t hear back from him again I guess I’ll know how it went over.  Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve gotta try to get the smell of pisswater out of my phone still…. LOL.!

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