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Is it true you can get hemorrhoids from too much anal???  All I know is that my ass is killing me, and I’ve got a blister the size of a friggin’ golf ball hanging out of my ass!  And It hurts to sit down or lay on my back.  It’s been getting bigger and bigger the last three days, making it hard to.. umm.. well you know.. hard to make room for daddy, as the sayin goes.  So my current fuckbuddy is pretty miserable that he hasnt been able to cornhole me like he usually does.  I dunno tho… I’ve never had rhoids like this that’s for sure… and I’ve never had this much anal sex either… so maybe there’s a correlation.  I’d be more insulted that he isn;’t happy with Vag action.. but I’ll be the first to admit that my snatch ain’t the tightest drumskin on the snare, if you know what I mean.  It’s pretty bad when you have to ask your own vibrator if it’s in yet.  Even worse when the vibrator asks YOU!  D’oh!  Anyway.. hopefully some of that preparation H will clear things up.  But I’m horny and Fuckbuddy is strictly a backdoor man.  Oh well… guess this 60 year old Pincushion needs a night off anyway.  So I’ll take the hint and just wait by the phone for a fun call instead.  *sigh*……

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