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On the 12th day of xmas my Hubby gave to me

12 inches of Dildos,   11 Truckers Jerking,  10 fingers fisting, 9 grannies diddling, 8 boys for milking, 7 roaring orgasms , 6 slaves for whipping FIVE ANAL BEADS!!  4 call girls, 3 Frenchmen, 2 Riding Crops, and a BIG BLACK COCK FOR MY PUSSY!!!

I love the xmas season! I love this time of year!  Especially now that the kids are gone and grown, we can really let our freak flags fly!!!  This year The hubby and I are planning a Secret Santa Key Party, with a twist… each guest will put his or her name into one bowl.  And in another bowl we each write down a random sex act. We all draw out a name.  Whoever’s name we pick we have to perform the sex act we randomly chose with them, or as close to that act as possible!!  The adventure is that we don’t get to opt out once we start.. so even if we pick somebody we don’t like.. or if a guy picks another guy.. it’s too bad he has to do it anyway!  It’s so deliciously childish.. but we’re all consenting adults… and you’re only as young as you feel anyway!  The hard part will be getting people to RSVP without them flaking out at the last minute.  Everybody says they’re in at first, but then the day comes around and suddenly they have cold feet and limp cocks.  But I’m purposefully overloading the invitation list with guys and gals I know for a fact are as freaky as can be.  And the new swinger’s club Hubby and I joined seems to have a bit of potential.  Most of them seem a bit vanilla for our tastes (girl on girl action and couple swapping only, no guy on guy)  … but we have our eye on a handful of fellow freaks.  It will just take a bit of schmoozing and boozing to feel them out.  My that’s alot of socializing to do between now and the After XXXmas party….  I hope my holes don’t get too worn out before then!  Haha As if!!

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