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PUSSY SMOKING UPDATE!!  I finally got the cigarette to puff in my snatch!!!  It took forever, really had to work the Kegels, and I almost gave up after many tries. But I now have the pussy power to do exactly ONE full puff on the ciggy with my labia.  I feel like a schoolgirl again!  Now my goal is to be able to finish off a whole cig with my snatch alone… just to be able to say I can and I did!  Hubby is especially excited.. he loves filming my progress.. and he tells me that fucking me lately is like fucking me when I was 15 again… I had the tightest pussy he’d ever felt.  NOt that he had been with many girls before me.. but I remember I was able to squeeze him to orgasm within minutes all thru highschool, no matter how long he tried to last.  He has alot more stamina now… but hey, this pussy control is good exercise for both of us!!!   Pretty soon I’ll be  crushing coal to diamonds inside the old bat cave!!   Feels fucking fantastic when I cum too!   Anyway.. back to Kegels!!

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Started smoking again out of stress, and i forgot how much the hubby liked it.   I was a champion smoke ring blower. I could do heart shapes, little erotic shapes that look like cocks and titties all with smoke. Its all in the lungs and the tongue, you see.  I would play a game to see if I could blow a smoke ring over Hubby’s cock, sort of like a game of horseshoe.. or else I’d blow a big one and he’d try to spear it the thru the middle with his dick…. silly stuff when we were younger.  But I had stoped for about 15 years until last month.  I just got stressed out about bills and I went out grocery shopping with a gal friend who smokes like a freakin chimney.  she offered me a cigarette and I took it and now i’m back baby!!  Anyway.. we were talking about smoking and turns out she can actually puff a ciggy with her PUSSY.  I was like you’re gonna hafta show me that trick, hon.  I’ve tried it myself .. just this morning in fact.. but so far no luck.  I mean i can get it to hold in there and I can make the pussy motions you need, but I cant get it to actually puff.  I’ve seen videos online so I know its possible.  Maybe my snatch is too old and loose by now?  Seems like they are all young teen angels, where everything is tight and wet and suspended in mid air.  Ahhh those were the days.  At least the old bat cave is still holding up.  Who cares if I can’t take a drag with it.. I can still squeeze the hell out of your cock .  now THAT’s smokin hot.

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