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So I’m home alone this morning,  sitting by the open window minding my own fucking business, naked, touching my clit and my big fat titties when I notice people walking by trying to stare in, looking all shocked and pointing.  Like I give a fuck, if you wanna look into my window like its a friggin Plasma Screen TV go right ahead.  But if you don’t like what you see it’s your own fuckin fault I say.  I do everything around the house naked. I vacuum, I sweep, I even wash the goddamn windows in my birthday suit if it’s a hot day. My kids and grandkids have all seen me nude they know thats how granny rolls, as they say.  I wouldnt call myself a Nudist,, I’m not a fanatic about it or nothin, I just believe in doing whatever makes me comfortable and what feels good!  Plus when it’s my own fucking house and it’s the summer, I’m damn sure gonna be comfortable.  There are a few  youngfellas who appreciate a good Olga show  now and then.  I’ll give ‘em one too when they come by, I’ll swing my titties out the window, squat down on the sill and show em some pink… but really it’s a catch as catch can thing around here.  I’m not gonna go out of my way to do it.  

So anyway, I brought all this up to tell you this.  I just caught a guy staring in this morning while I was getting myself off.  I noticed him out of the corner of my eye but  didn’t stop.  It wasn’t until I was just about cum that I turned my head to focus on him and I realized it was a friggin COP standing by his policecar, parked on the corner looking directly my way! Somebody must have complained earlier and sent him around my way!    I thought oh well, this is not how I planned to spend the day, getting arrested….  I thought he looked like he was on a walkie talkie or phone or some thingy talking about a “public disturbance”  lol… I got a teeny bit nervous I admit.  But no sooner I finally pull my hands out of my  twat I see him wave at me, give me a salute, then get back in his cruiser and pull off!!  Guess even the fuzz is a fan around these parts!!  Where’s MY Emmy??

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Do you have that fantasy in your darkest secrets that you’ve never shared with anyone?
Maybe it’s your mom catching you stroking your cock, you walking in on your grandma in the shower, the thrill of wet training pants sloshing against your balls, or some other memory from your childhood still lingering in your mind. Maybe it’s your neighbor who you sneak peeks on late at night, someone at work, or a complete stranger you meet on a bus.
Share that fantasy with me, and I will make it come alive for you … and no one else will ever know. It will be a secret shared by the two of us, one that we can relive anytime you wish.
Just give me a call …
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I’m quickly running out of exotic places to have sex.  In the past month I’ve had sex in a coffee house bathroom, an elevator, two different taxis, and most recently the roof of an abandoned schoolhouse building overlooking a church.  It was so wicked and so wrong, but oh so hot.  And you’d better believe i’d do it again.  Surprisingly, as hot as it was, that was not my most interesting escapade of the month.

That would be the second taxi ride, the one home from the swinger’s party Frank and I attended.  Action there was fairly slow but we did manage to make a new friend.  Bill.  6’2 grey and balding but smoldering blue eyes  and a LONG agile tongue and even longer fingers.    I’ll never forget the driver’s look of surprise as he watched in the rearview mirror as Frank and Bill caressed my breasts through my blouse while I sat between them, rubbing their crotches.  The way he began to swerve dangerously from lane to lane as their fingers opened my blouse and freed my breasts as I tongue kissed one man, and then the other, as they took turns ravishing my nipples and fingering my clit under my skirt.   Finally we came to a ull stop at a redlight and I locked eyes with our cab driver, a slender ukranian accented fellow in his late 30′s or so.  I loved the look of helpless desire in his eyes, as he watched the scene unfold in the backseat.   I thought for sure he would pull the car over once Frank and Bill took turns fingering me and feeding me my own cum, but he drove us determinedly all the way back to my house. 

By then I was busy devouring both cocks, jerking Frank feverishly in one hand while I leaned over to swallow Bill’s raging member, switching back and forth.  Suddenly I realized we were in the driveway and the cab was no longer idling.  I tore my mouth away from Frank’s and Bill’s cocks long enough to ask the driver what was next.

“Don’t worry, guys, the meter is no longer running…” He croaked in his accent. I noticed he had freed his cock from his pants and was pumping it furiously…. I looked over at Frank in that knowing way, the way we do when we already know the question and the answer. 

“Why don’t you come inside, driver… I’d like to give you a more generous tip…” I crooned…

That wasn’t my first gangbang, but it certainly was my first spontaneous one.  Each man took turns filling up all my holes, and tasting my juices that flowed like a faucet from between my legs.   

Oops!  I could go on and on about that night, but it is late, and retelling this story has made me all wet again and dear Frankie is waiting for me, ever so near in bed, naked, and sweetly dozing…  his cock swelling and lolling about his hips like a lazy dog.  I must feel him inside of me now… if you hurry you can catch us in the act. Lately I’ve been into answering the phone and doing calls while Frank parts my pussy with his tongue, his fingers, his magnificent cock and his tongue…. call now while his supply lasts!

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Alone at home, and SOO horny. I could definitely use some good phonesex about now. The grandkids were over earlier, and my daughter had me change the smallest one’s diaper …. Peew, that one’s healthy. I had to air the house out for half the day after they left. It’s so hot here, I took off everything but my stockings, heels and panties. I wonder if anyone passing by saw me running around practically naked? Just thinking about that gets me even hornier again. Hurry and call, I am definitely worked up and ready for you.

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Memorial Day picnic in the Park …
WOW, I still can’t get over it.
Anyway, I go to the park for our little family picnic … you know, visit with the grandkids and all that. Everything’s going normal (“blah, blah, blah … too much make-up, mom … blah, blah, blah”) when we notice that the grandkids are wandering a bit TOO far off. I go chasing after them (anything to get away from the “too much make-up” lecture), and find out they’re playing with a dog belonging to another family that’s having a picnic in the park.
Good thing about this family is that instead of dragging along grandma, they dragged along grandpa … and grandpa was looking goood. He had that Charles Durning thing going for him … a bit chunky, but great sense of humor and a charming laugh.
I suggest we make it a big picnic and mix our two families together, and ‘Charles’ backs me up on this. We end up getting our way, of course, so after a little shuffling things around, there we are with a bunch of kids playing frisbee with the dog, and four parents doing their usual getting aquainted talk. This left time for ‘Charles’ and I to do a little getting aquainted ourselves. We set off for a walk in the park, and once we got out of sight from the noisy families, we ducked behind some bushes … WHOOPS … there was a couple already there, completely naked and very involved. Despite my desire to have some fun with them, ‘Charles’ convinced me to quietly leave them unbothered, and we snuck back onto the main path.
Laughing and talking about the couple kept our minds focused that direction until finally (it seemed) we came across another good spot. This time we were the only ones, and we found a nice out-of-the-way area well back from the path. Real comfortable on the butt, too, I noticed as I sat down.
It didn’t take us long to start stripping down to our birthday suits while groping and fondling each other, and soon we were making out like that young couple we had snuck up on. Just when things were getting interesting, though, another couple starts making their way into OUR bushes. We got real still, and watched while they settled on a place not as far back as us … they hadn’t even seen us.
From our vantage point, we could watch them start kissing and undressing. ‘Charles’ was watching them very intently, so I decided to have some fun with him. While he watched the young couple making out, I started giving him a blowjob. This rocked his world … naked out in the open, with another naked couple only a few feet away, and getting his stick sucked like there was no tomorrow all at the same time. Only problem here was that I wasn’t getting attention. I grabbed a free hand of his and brought it down between my legs. He caught on, and started working his fingers in time with the grunts and moans coming from the young couple. That couple didn’t last long, and as soon as the boy blew his load, he was getting dressed to leave. No sooner had they left, though, than another couple wandered in to the same spot.
It seemed to go on like this for hours, us sitting there naked enjoying couple after couple making out a few feet away. When we finally got out of there and made it back to the families, they had started getting worried about us. We just grinned and said “Don’t you know us older folk can take care of ourselves?” while picking a little twig out of my hair.
Anyway … it sure gave new meaning to the term “memorial day” for ‘Charles’ and me … that day was definitely memorable.

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