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Hi Kids!  This gnarly old hag has been around the block a few times, and she’s seen all sorts of trends, but in all her 60 plus years she has yet to see anything like the latest trend that’s sweeping the young generation:  Going Bald Head to Toe.   I don’t just mean the girls… but the boys too.  It’s like pubes went the way of the 8 track player or something.   And while I dont mind it, I don’t really understand it.

So maybe you can explain it to me fellas?  What’s with the hairless cocks and balls and assholes?  How are you managing to stay so smooth and porno ready all the time.  You kids are busier than ever with your iphones and your internet and your multitasking lives.. where do you find the time to shave your entire bodies like this?   I used to date a  professional body builder back in the 70′s….   He had a hot body like you’d expect.. and as much time as he spent in the gym building up those muscles he seemed to spend just as much or more shaving his arms legs and chest.  Sometimes I’d help him out and it was a tough job!!  Took forever.  After the novelty of the sex wore off I realized how boring he was… all he did was primp and shave and pluck and pump iron, all he had time for.  SO I ask you again, how do you kids find the time??

It’s all I can do to keep my snaggly old bush trimmed down.  Sometimes I get real lazy and its like you need a weed whacker to find my clit.  I shave my legs and pits about once a week but that’s about it.  But the last young man I spent time with… he was about 20, 21 or so..   He was smooth as a baby’s butt from head to toe. Yes even his head was shaved!  I even asked him if he had one of those  illnesses that make all your hair fall out and he just laughed and said No you crazy old grandma, that’s the style these days. 

He had a big fat cock and a tight body so I let the old grandma crack slide…. but I’m still wondering, what gives?   Do you fellas trim your trees?  Regularly? Or just for a special occasion?  Maybe the kid was just trimming his tree for the hoidays.  If you know, tell me!

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I was feeling … frisky … a few days ago, so I headed over to the community college library wearing one of my shortest skirts and a tight top.  I finished off my ensemble with a pair of stiletto heels.  I did have on a tiny pair of panties, but no bra.

Once at the library it was time to set my plan in motion.  The idea was to give several of these nerdy boys a thrill as I reached up to the top shelf for books … but not to hook them so bad that they wanted to attach to me … after all, if one attached, it would scare away the other boys.

After capturing the interest of a few of them, I selected a table to sit at that would allow them to watch as I crossed & uncrossed my legs.  After some time at this game, I headed back to the shelves for one final book.  Finding an area that I was alone for a few seconds, I slipped out of my damp panties, then returned to my seat, placing my panties on the table next to the books.

After crossing and re-crossing my legs a few more times, I collected my book selection and dropped them off at the book returns, but leaving my panties behind on the table.

If you’re interested in hearing more … or interested in a slightly-worn pair of panties, just give me a call …

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Sometimes the hubby and I go our separate ways for fun every now and then.  We do try to play together as often as possible but sometimes it gets to stressful and boring and sometimes it’s just plain easier to get laid all by yourself.   So that’s what I’m going to do.  I happen to live next to a very large college campus, jampacked with young hot studs bursting with energy for the new school year.  Last year I was part of the hazing ritual for a select few college freshman trying out for the frats.  I judged their cock contests… the losers had to bend over for my paddle.   The farthest shooters, the longest lasters.. and of course.. the longest lasting farthest shooting always got to come away with me.  Mmmmmm…  those fat young cocks filled up my greedy holes just right.  And I taught at least two different fellas the proper way to eat a pussy.  Who cares if this snatch has alot of miles on it??  I know what I like and I’m willing to teach anyone who wants to learn!!  I’m hoping to try my first barely legal gangbang this semester… all freshman cock in every hole!! I even got a part time job in the dean’s office doing some clerical work.  I took alot of LONG lunch breaks… there always seemed to be a student in need of a little extra face time.    The dean didn’t like me hanging around campus so much last year… said I was a bad influence…  but I think he just needs to get fucked.  Who knows.. maybe he’s loosened up some this year.  Maybe I’ll swing by his office to make sure.

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I remember when my daughter was in high school, the parties she would throw. I would encourage her to invite everyone from her class, so no one felt left out. I’d help make sure her parties were the best ones … I’d find out the themes other parties had so that we could out-do them, I’d wear something “hip” and sexy so that the kids would feel comfortable with an adult around. I enjoyed all those hot, young men floating around in my house. Sometimes I would feel like a cougar on the prowl, looking for a worthy prey. I would target the one I wanted, and wait for my opportunity to get him alone … away from the herd … before I would make my move. Other times I would just happen to run across the lonely one sitting out by himself. It was all about the attention anyway … show them the attention they craved and they would feel special when the party was over and they headed for home, their young heads filled with a thousand dreams of what the future had in store for them.

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Hello out there! This is Jan, and I am here to have a good time. I’ve always had a strong sex drive, and now that I’m alone I figured I could work as a Phone Sex Operator,so I decided to give it a shot.  I am not inexperienced at all.  I love sex, and the kinkier the better.
I’d love to explore all the hidden desires within you. Let me be the one you call when you are feeling really naughty.  You can tell me anything, and I promise to keep your secret.
Maybe your fantasy is cheating with the hot sexy neighbor next door, your mother-in-law, or maybe the horny old office secretary your boss keeps around.  I get wet just thinking about all the possibilities.  Call me … let’s share some of those fantasies together.
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I know what you’re craving.  I will build a full-fantasy story for your roleplay world. I’m full of motherly love, and ready to smother you in it.  Most call me “mommy” and I take that responsibility seriously.
From diapers and nursing to bathwater and spankings, nothing is taboo to me.  Call me with your secret  fantasy and unload it on “mommy”, we’ll make it come to life together.

SUNNY
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I just had to tell someone about last night. I saw this young stud while at the gas station. I knew right then I wanted him. I decided to clean my windshield, stretching far across the hood of my car. I knew my short skirt had risen quite high, but just to be sure, I dropped the cleaning rag and had to bend all the way down to pick it up. Sure enough, there he was … a true gentleman … to help me get it. Kneeling right behind me as he did, his face was only inches from my exposed ass. It took very little coaxing to have him follow me to the nearest motel. Want to hear more? Just call.

ELLEN
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I get off on getting your cock hard and watching it shoot its sticky load. Anything it takes, no matter how nasty or tame, I’m up to it.
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I also love to hear confessions. If you just need someone o confide in, share your story with me. I don’t judge or share your secrets with anyone.

Auntie Jan
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Do you have that fantasy in your darkest secrets that you’ve never shared with anyone?
Maybe it’s your mom catching you stroking your cock, you walking in on your grandma in the shower, the thrill of wet training pants soshing against your balls, or some other memory from your childhood lingering in your mind. Maybe it’s your neighbor who you sneak peeks on late at night, a co-worker or complete stranger you meet on a bus.
Share that fantasy with me and I will make it come alive for you, and no one else will ever know. It will be a secret shared by the two of us, one that we can re-live anytime you wish. Just give me a call.

SUNNY
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