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    I woke up with a craving for an egg and ham muffin the other day, so I hopped in my car and headed to my favorite fast food restaurant.  I was just wearing my bathrobe the way I usually do (it’s always fun to flash those pretty young boys at the drive-thru window), and suddenly noticed I was almost out of gas.

I swung into one of those Stop-and-Rob stores for gas, and had to go inside to pay.  There was the cutest little helper I’d ever seen behind the register, and fumbling in my robe pockets for my change, my robe just fell right open … and so did his mouth.  Well, I wasn’t going to waste a good opportunity, so I circled around behind the counter to help him out.  I grabbed one of his hands and slapped it right on my boob, then I wrestled with his belt and pants to get them down before he fully understood what was going on.  I dropped to my knees and started sucking his tool as deep as I could, and he started stammering something I couldn’t understand.

I had this young boy creaming all over my face in no time, but I wasn’t done.  I played with his cock and sucked some more until he was standing tall once more.  I stood back up, and leaned right over the service counter, my tits pressed into the cold glass top.  I spread my legs wide and pulled him against me.  As he started to shove that fat dick into my wet pussy I finally pieced together what he was mumbling … “bu..buu..but … th.. cam.. cameras”.  Fuck modern technology.  I didn’t care … I just grinned at the lens as he filled me up.  Once I drained his tank, I came back around the counter, paid for my gas, wrapped my robe back around me, and headed out the door to fill my car’s tank. 

I totally forgot about breakfast.

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Sometimes the hubby and I go our separate ways for fun every now and then.  We do try to play together as often as possible but sometimes it gets to stressful and boring and sometimes it’s just plain easier to get laid all by yourself.   So that’s what I’m going to do.  I happen to live next to a very large college campus, jampacked with young hot studs bursting with energy for the new school year.  Last year I was part of the hazing ritual for a select few college freshman trying out for the frats.  I judged their cock contests… the losers had to bend over for my paddle.   The farthest shooters, the longest lasters.. and of course.. the longest lasting farthest shooting always got to come away with me.  Mmmmmm…  those fat young cocks filled up my greedy holes just right.  And I taught at least two different fellas the proper way to eat a pussy.  Who cares if this snatch has alot of miles on it??  I know what I like and I’m willing to teach anyone who wants to learn!!  I’m hoping to try my first barely legal gangbang this semester… all freshman cock in every hole!! I even got a part time job in the dean’s office doing some clerical work.  I took alot of LONG lunch breaks… there always seemed to be a student in need of a little extra face time.    The dean didn’t like me hanging around campus so much last year… said I was a bad influence…  but I think he just needs to get fucked.  Who knows.. maybe he’s loosened up some this year.  Maybe I’ll swing by his office to make sure.

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Hello out there! This is Jan, and I am here to have a good time. I’ve always had a strong sex drive, and now that I’m alone I figured I could work as a Phone Sex Operator,so I decided to give it a shot.  I am not inexperienced at all.  I love sex, and the kinkier the better.
I’d love to explore all the hidden desires within you. Let me be the one you call when you are feeling really naughty.  You can tell me anything, and I promise to keep your secret.
Maybe your fantasy is cheating with the hot sexy neighbor next door, your mother-in-law, or maybe the horny old office secretary your boss keeps around.  I get wet just thinking about all the possibilities.  Call me … let’s share some of those fantasies together.
Pick up the phone and give me a call so we can have some one-on-one fun! Don’t forget to have your credit card information so we don’t waste any time!

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I know what you’re craving.  I will build a full-fantasy story for your roleplay world. I’m full of motherly love, and ready to smother you in it.  Most call me “mommy” and I take that responsibility seriously.
From diapers and nursing to bathwater and spankings, nothing is taboo to me.  Call me with your secret  fantasy and unload it on “mommy”, we’ll make it come to life together.

SUNNY
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Started smoking again out of stress, and i forgot how much the hubby liked it.   I was a champion smoke ring blower. I could do heart shapes, little erotic shapes that look like cocks and titties all with smoke. Its all in the lungs and the tongue, you see.  I would play a game to see if I could blow a smoke ring over Hubby’s cock, sort of like a game of horseshoe.. or else I’d blow a big one and he’d try to spear it the thru the middle with his dick…. silly stuff when we were younger.  But I had stoped for about 15 years until last month.  I just got stressed out about bills and I went out grocery shopping with a gal friend who smokes like a freakin chimney.  she offered me a cigarette and I took it and now i’m back baby!!  Anyway.. we were talking about smoking and turns out she can actually puff a ciggy with her PUSSY.  I was like you’re gonna hafta show me that trick, hon.  I’ve tried it myself .. just this morning in fact.. but so far no luck.  I mean i can get it to hold in there and I can make the pussy motions you need, but I cant get it to actually puff.  I’ve seen videos online so I know its possible.  Maybe my snatch is too old and loose by now?  Seems like they are all young teen angels, where everything is tight and wet and suspended in mid air.  Ahhh those were the days.  At least the old bat cave is still holding up.  Who cares if I can’t take a drag with it.. I can still squeeze the hell out of your cock .  now THAT’s smokin hot.

HELEN 1 888 298 3960

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A lotta guys say they are “breast men,” but they don’t know what the fuck they are talking about.  It’s about a helluva lot more than just liking a nice big rack.   If you are a Tit Man, a true blue tit man, you will know how to WORSHIP the titties.  You will know how to bury your face deep in the titties, let them smother you, let them smack your face around, knock your fucking lights out with those meat hammers!  And I’m sorry but asking a gal with biguns like mine to smoosh ‘em together around your cock and bounce up and down, that doesn’t cut it.  Your cock will fucking disappear in this shit man!!  Hell your whole HEAD will disappear in a rack like mine.   No… a real tit man will fuck every fucking angle of those tits… he will drag his ballsack over each nipple.. and caress each nipple with the head of his rock hard fuckstick.  He will beg to suck those titties like a lil baby, and he’ll do it for HOURS…  make you squirm with his tongue.  One time I had this guy do this windshield wiper move on me with his mouth… he held my tit real still and started flicking his head back and forth side to side against the nipple.. at first  i thought WOW this is dumb.. but within a few seconds the sensation was KILLING me i started screaming with pleasure as he flicked his head faster and faster and faster…  He fucking made me kick a hole in the fucking bedroom wall, damn near.  I swear I’ve never had another tit lover like him… he was so damn good he made me decide to give women a try, just so i could spread the good titty news to my fellow females!!   Anyway… as you can tell my tits have been mighty neglected… so if you wanna cum adore these 44GG gargantuan granny titties, pick up the fuckin phone already so we can get started!!!

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HI I’m Sue, most people call me Granny Sue.  I’m here to rock your world..come play with me and we can get as nasty as we want. I’m an old GILF that loves to suck and fuck big hard cocks…nothing pleases me more than a long stiff cock straight up my asshole. I love to be fucked in the ass while having my wrinkled titties played with. Come on guys fill me up with your warm thick cum, and squirt that cum all over my wrinkled titties as well! Yes I am a slut that can’t control dick, I jump on it every chance that I get..since I am getting old I try to keep my sex game alive. I try to at least have 2 cocks a week rammed up this asshole, especially big black cocks! Well guys if you think that you can handle me come give me a try…

p.s I love to get fucked while leaning against my bathroom sink

SUE

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I get off on getting your cock hard and watching it shoot its sticky load. Anything it takes, no matter how nasty or tame, I’m up to it.
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I also love to hear confessions. If you just need someone o confide in, share your story with me. I don’t judge or share your secrets with anyone.

Auntie Jan
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Do you have that fantasy in your darkest secrets that you’ve never shared with anyone?
Maybe it’s your mom catching you stroking your cock, you walking in on your grandma in the shower, the thrill of wet training pants soshing against your balls, or some other memory from your childhood lingering in your mind. Maybe it’s your neighbor who you sneak peeks on late at night, a co-worker or complete stranger you meet on a bus.
Share that fantasy with me and I will make it come alive for you, and no one else will ever know. It will be a secret shared by the two of us, one that we can re-live anytime you wish. Just give me a call.

SUNNY
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I love my boys. I cherish each and every one so much, I just can’t give them enough. I hold them tight against me. My boys are always greedy. They want to taste, touch, see everything they can. Who am I to deny them?? My boys are so sweet … each and every one.

SUNNY
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