I recently had an experience that changed my whole outlook on life.

I was out jogging in the late evening hours (so it was after dusk), and I noticed one window in a house that was brightly lit up.  Taking this chance for a breather, I stopped and checked it out from the street.  I could tell from where I was that it was a bedroom, and that there was alot of activity going on in it.

After a quick check to make sure no one was watching me, I snuck in close to the window for a better look, and hid myself from the view of others by using a nearby large bush.  Inside was a young couple in their twenties just going at it … humping away.  His ass was bobbing up and down like a piston and her legs were waving wildly above it.  Even with the windows closed, I could hear their cries of ecstasy.

I couldn’t help myself … I slid a hand inside my jogging shorts and started playing with myself.  First just rubbing on the clit, then jamming a finger or two deep into my cunt in time with his thrusts.  The other hand was pinching and twisting my nipples through my top.  I climaxed so hard that I nearly fell to my knees about the same time as they stopped, and as he climbed off of her, I noticed what a strikingly handsome young man he was … a thick head of dark brown hair, toned, muscular body and a cute boyish smile.

Heading back out to the street, I finished my jog, but on the way home I formulated a plan … I was going to bag that prey.  Over the next few weeks, I studied where he would go and what his habits were.  I figured out that the girl he had been with was just a date for that night, and that he dated other girls as well (those were some fun nights).  I finally decided it was tme to go in for the kill, and made my play.  He was easy prey to capture … I hadn’t needed to prepare near as much as I did to catch this one.  Now that I had him, he wasn’t interesting at all to me anymore.

Now, though, when I go jogging, shopping, or even just out for a drive, I watch my surroundings for future prey.  There’s a world of young men out there and I want to try them all.

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Sprained my fucken ankle and have been flat on my back all weekend, and not the FUN kind of on my back either!  It’s a funny story really… I was having some private time in the tub with the showerhead massager and I was getting way into it.  I fancied myself some kinda porn star getting off at my image in the bathroom mirror while I blasted my cunt with hot jets of water… so I thought why not pose? Hiked my big ol’ thigh on the side of the tub and posed with my leg there a little leaning way in to get full benefit of the massager…  of course all this is kinda slippery.. and I’m getting lost in the sensations of a mounting orgasm, my leg up in the air like I’ve got a lil’ Captain in me… and whaddya know my foot slips in the tub and I go tumbling face first into the fucken toilet!!  UGH!!!  even worse… I hadn’t even flushed it!!!  ARGH!!  so… that’s the beginning and end of my live porn career.  Now, I’ll still do it for free and on the phone.. but I’ll leave the modelling acrobatics to the professionals!!!   Believe me.. once you take a second shower to wash the piss out of your own hair cuz you just slipped and fell in the toilet like the big clumsy she-ape you are, don’t quit your dayjob!!!   (In my case.. PHONESEX.. hehehe)

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I know what it’s like to be the woman next door. This past summer, my neighbor’s son came home from college. I noticed him watching me only the second or third day he was home, so I decided to make this a very interesting summer. I came up with all sorts of things to do in my backyard … all done in my most scanty bikini. I re-planted my garden so many times that I don’t think anything will grow in it anymore. I re-arranged my stone-step walkway almost every other day.
Whenever I knew he was watching (if I would catch a peek of him), I would make sure that I had to adjust my bikini or some such activity to give him a little extra thrill. I would always go back inside horny as a hare, and hop in the shower with the windows open, imagining that he followed at least that far.
Well, summer’s gone, and so is he – back to college. He never once got up the nerve to approach me, or even come out of hiding. Oh, well … there’s always the winter holidays.
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So I’m home alone this morning,  sitting by the open window minding my own fucking business, naked, touching my clit and my big fat titties when I notice people walking by trying to stare in, looking all shocked and pointing.  Like I give a fuck, if you wanna look into my window like its a friggin Plasma Screen TV go right ahead.  But if you don’t like what you see it’s your own fuckin fault I say.  I do everything around the house naked. I vacuum, I sweep, I even wash the goddamn windows in my birthday suit if it’s a hot day. My kids and grandkids have all seen me nude they know thats how granny rolls, as they say.  I wouldnt call myself a Nudist,, I’m not a fanatic about it or nothin, I just believe in doing whatever makes me comfortable and what feels good!  Plus when it’s my own fucking house and it’s the summer, I’m damn sure gonna be comfortable.  There are a few  youngfellas who appreciate a good Olga show  now and then.  I’ll give ‘em one too when they come by, I’ll swing my titties out the window, squat down on the sill and show em some pink… but really it’s a catch as catch can thing around here.  I’m not gonna go out of my way to do it.  

So anyway, I brought all this up to tell you this.  I just caught a guy staring in this morning while I was getting myself off.  I noticed him out of the corner of my eye but  didn’t stop.  It wasn’t until I was just about cum that I turned my head to focus on him and I realized it was a friggin COP standing by his policecar, parked on the corner looking directly my way! Somebody must have complained earlier and sent him around my way!    I thought oh well, this is not how I planned to spend the day, getting arrested….  I thought he looked like he was on a walkie talkie or phone or some thingy talking about a “public disturbance”  lol… I got a teeny bit nervous I admit.  But no sooner I finally pull my hands out of my  twat I see him wave at me, give me a salute, then get back in his cruiser and pull off!!  Guess even the fuzz is a fan around these parts!!  Where’s MY Emmy??

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