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Hi boys, it’s Roxy here. Some of you older boys might remember me still from back when I danced poles at the clubs. Those were the days. I loved the undivided attention I was getting.
Well, I’m retired now (at least from the clubs), but I still love that attention.
Give me a chance to perform for you, give me a call.

ROXY
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I know what it’s like to be the woman next door. This past summer, my neighbor’s son came home from college. I noticed him watching me only the second or third day he was home, so I decided to make this a very interesting summer. I came up with all sorts of things to do in my backyard … all done in my most scanty bikini. I re-planted my garden so many times that I don’t think anything will grow in it anymore. I re-arranged my stone-step walkway almost every other day.
Whenever I knew he was watching (if I would catch a peek of him), I would make sure that I had to adjust my bikini or some such activity to give him a little extra thrill. I would always go back inside horny as a hare, and hop in the shower with the windows open, imagining that he followed at least that far.
Well, summer’s gone, and so is he – back to college. He never once got up the nerve to approach me, or even come out of hiding. Oh, well … there’s always the winter holidays.
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Trying something new tonight.  My husband is about to blindfold me naked and tie me up to the bedposts spread eagle, as soon as I’m done with this entry!  He says he has a surprise for me.  3 hot studs we’ve played with in the past, but he won’t give me their names.   If I can correctly guess the mystery men from just their cocks and tongues alone he’ll remove the blindfold, untie me, and I get to take control of the scene.  Hubby knows full well that means he will have to service the studs while the studs service me. I love to see him play pussyboi, working cocks into a frenzy with his big mouth and chubby white ass.  AND I REALLY REALLY LOVE to watch him getting pounded like the cock loving little faggot he really is. He moans and bites his lip until he cries, it’s both hot and hilarious.     However, if I guess incorrectly he and these 3 bulls get to have their way with me for the rest of the night, a 4 cock train in every one of my holes nonstop and it won’t be pretty!  OoOOoOo i’m shakin in my boots already!!      I can’t wait to see how this turns out.  Wish me fuck…err… luck…

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After such a stimulating weekend, I went to a sportsbar that I frequent at times. Since it’s close to home, I go there just to relax & have fun … it’s not a place I prowl for prey. That isn’t to say I don’t flirt … I do, but flirting is as far as it goes in this place.
I dressed all in black … short black skirt, black blouse and my favorite pair of over-the-knee stiletto boots. When I got there, I picked up a beer at the bar and found an open pool table. After a couple of practice games to warm up, the table was lined with quarters by others wanting to play. I started to leave the table when the one with the first quarter said “But I wanted to play with YOU”. I figured a game wouldn’t hurt, so I racked them up for him to break.
Now it was time to start the flirt … I bent a little farther over than necessary whenever I knew a watcher was behind me. I spread my legs just a bit more than before. I allowed one more button of my blouse to be undone. I shook my hair just a bit more than before.
Soon there was a crowd of onlookers cheering for me and making fun of any mistakes he made … causing him to make even more mistakes. More than one observer offered their advice to me, teaching me new ways of using english on the cue ball.
After the game was over (yes, I won), I made my apologies and headed home, remembering the number one rule: Always leave them wanting more.

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If you’re gonna be a cuckold, you damn sure better understand that your wife getting stretched out sometimes goes with the territory!  I can’t believe Hubby had the nerve to complain about me being too loose for him right after he watched me get fisted by one of his old running buddies!!    Earl is a big guy. 6’1 250 lbs,  with hands to match his frame, but they were both determined to let him fist me.  Can’t really explain why hubby wanted it so bad.. just the thought of that big paw of his inside my bony little body, maybe he wanted it for the same reason people climb Mt. Everest.  Because it’s there!    Now my husband fists me on occasion but he’s no Earl, so I was a bit hesitant.    So hubby warms me up, first fucks me (his cock is on the thicker side) and then fists me no problem.   Earl followed the same regimen… fucked me good and hard and then pulled out to finger fuck me.   We  must have worked at it for a good hour and a half .. him fingering my pussy deeper and deeper with 4 fingers…until his hand was half way in, minus the thumb.  Stopping, lubing up his hand some more, pushing deeper and deeper.  By the time he tried the thumb I was in as much pain as I was in pleasure. .  But Earl kept my body steady with his big arm and said “Come on Hellcat, You can do it.. you can take it..:”  meanwhile hubby stood impotently in the corner his eyes as big as saucers.  I nearly gave up, I was sweating, trying so hard not to strain, not to force it.. but there was no way I was getting more than his four fingers and the tip of his thumb inside my pussy. 

Then suddenly the unexpected happened and I felt the walls of my vagina give in just a little.    Earl, my husband and I watched in amazement as my pussy literally sucked Earl’s hand inside  of me into the wrist!!  There he was.. fist deep in  mycunt, unable to  move!  He kept his hand motionless.  He had to… he was stuck!!!!  It was a surreal moment, none of us quite knew what to do.. so there was a long silence til I burst out laughing…  “Well darlin, I’m pretty sure this ain’t covered in my HMO, so where we goin’ from here?”

Earl and I were roaring with laughter.  Hubby rushes over in a panic and dumps a whole bottle of KY onto my cunt and Ear’s arm, hoping that might help the situation.  Sure enough, Earl’s paw began to loosen up  some more and with a little wiggling, popped right out!  Most unusual popping noise you ever heard too!  Kind of like opening a pickle jar but alot wetter sounding lol.

We called it a night soon after that.  I was a bit sore, but hubby was all hot and bothered by the scene and wanted to have another  go at me.  So I lay back and let him pump my pussy a few times.  And then what do you know… “It feels weird, Hell.  It’s like I’m fucking a wet paperbag.”  Well what the hell else do you expect, dumbass??  I just gave birth to your buddy’s fuckin arm 20 minutes ago!  So I let him finish himself off in my mouth, we rolled over and went to sleep.  Of course in the middle of the night I woke up and beat my clit lil black and blue thinking of that big hunk of man going even deeper inside me… first balls deep, and then his fist again all the way to the elbow this time..  Maybe someday… babysteps, Hell, Babysteps.

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After a hot day, I decided to go down to the pool for a cool dip. I put on my smallest bikini and headed down there right around sundown when I noticed one other person already there. This guy looked like a California surfer … tanned, shoulder-length blond hair, piercing blue eyes … you get the picture. I started in on some small chit-chat since I hadn’t seen him around before. My main interests were 1) was he old enough, and 2) did he live in the housing complex (I have a definite policy of NOT having sex with anyone that lives too close).
As it turned out, he WAS old enough (barely), and was staying with his brother for the weekend while a friend of his from high school was getting married. That was all it took. I steered him into a corner in the shallow end, and while he was busy trying to answer a retorical question from me, I went underwater, slid his swimsuit down to his knees, and started sucking his cock. When I came up for air, he ran his hands down my shoulders, sliding my bikini top down to my ass and pulled my bottoms down as well. I quickly removed my bikini while he shook off his swimsuit, then we wrapped around each other and started exploring all the positions we could think of in a pool.
By the time we stopped for a breather, the crescent moon was clearly visible above the horizon, and the sight of how big and close it looked started us in on another wave of poolside exploration.
I headed home even sweatrier than when I first went to the pool … but feeling alot more satisfied.

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I love my little boys … they always come home. I cherish every one so much, I just can’t give them enough. I teach them how to treat a girl right, how to get those special spots that drive girls crazy.
First, I get them all cleaned up, give them a bath just like when they were ten … um … two. What a surprise when I dry them off … that little soldier really grew. Just for old times’ sake, I give that cock a lick to make it stand at attention. Then I thing in my mouth just to hear that gasp of excitement … just like I remembered when they were young.
My boys are always greedy, though … they want to taste, touch, see everything they can. Who am I to deny them?? Come here, little boy … you missed a spot.
We play games like blind-man’s bluff … do you know what you’re touching now … what you’re feeling? Then I roll to my side and let them play with mommy’s big boobies … let them suck on them like when they were ten … umm … two.
I hold them tight against me.
I love each one of my little boys.

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So I’m home alone this morning,  sitting by the open window minding my own fucking business, naked, touching my clit and my big fat titties when I notice people walking by trying to stare in, looking all shocked and pointing.  Like I give a fuck, if you wanna look into my window like its a friggin Plasma Screen TV go right ahead.  But if you don’t like what you see it’s your own fuckin fault I say.  I do everything around the house naked. I vacuum, I sweep, I even wash the goddamn windows in my birthday suit if it’s a hot day. My kids and grandkids have all seen me nude they know thats how granny rolls, as they say.  I wouldnt call myself a Nudist,, I’m not a fanatic about it or nothin, I just believe in doing whatever makes me comfortable and what feels good!  Plus when it’s my own fucking house and it’s the summer, I’m damn sure gonna be comfortable.  There are a few  youngfellas who appreciate a good Olga show  now and then.  I’ll give ‘em one too when they come by, I’ll swing my titties out the window, squat down on the sill and show em some pink… but really it’s a catch as catch can thing around here.  I’m not gonna go out of my way to do it.  

So anyway, I brought all this up to tell you this.  I just caught a guy staring in this morning while I was getting myself off.  I noticed him out of the corner of my eye but  didn’t stop.  It wasn’t until I was just about cum that I turned my head to focus on him and I realized it was a friggin COP standing by his policecar, parked on the corner looking directly my way! Somebody must have complained earlier and sent him around my way!    I thought oh well, this is not how I planned to spend the day, getting arrested….  I thought he looked like he was on a walkie talkie or phone or some thingy talking about a “public disturbance”  lol… I got a teeny bit nervous I admit.  But no sooner I finally pull my hands out of my  twat I see him wave at me, give me a salute, then get back in his cruiser and pull off!!  Guess even the fuzz is a fan around these parts!!  Where’s MY Emmy??

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Do you have that fantasy in your darkest secrets that you’ve never shared with anyone?
Maybe it’s your mom catching you stroking your cock, you walking in on your grandma in the shower, the thrill of wet training pants sloshing against your balls, or some other memory from your childhood still lingering in your mind. Maybe it’s your neighbor who you sneak peeks on late at night, someone at work, or a complete stranger you meet on a bus.
Share that fantasy with me, and I will make it come alive for you … and no one else will ever know. It will be a secret shared by the two of us, one that we can relive anytime you wish.
Just give me a call …
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Okay, I have officially reached my sexual awakening. I want to try anything that has to do with sex.
I challenge anyone reading this to try to shock me with their stories or ideas. I’m ready to sling dirty diapers, give (or take) golden showers. I want to use a strap-on or a vibrator (maybe both!).
Let me fuck, suck, blow, jack, or just run around the house naked for you. I want to feel your skin on mine. Stimulate me, body and mind.

I’m waiting for your call …
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