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Just because I’m an old bat in my 60′s doesn’t mean I don’t wanna feel young.  Sure I will never get back the vigor and the elasticity I used to have (last guy who went down on me had to stop and ask directions back when he was done)… BUT… I still like making my kitty pretty.

I’ve been thinking of getting one of those clit rings or labia piercings the young gals have.  I was messing around with this young chickie, my grandson’s babysitter, the other day (young girls aren’t my usual thing, but she was looking particularly fuckable in her little shorty shorts and thong panties peaking out the back).  She has a bunch of piercings all over, her nose, her eyebrow her navel.  So of course i asked where else she had piercings.  “Well four in my labia, two per lip, and one thru my clit.”  I said THIS I GOTTA SEE.  She was more than happy to show me.. she isn’t a shy girl at all, and I guess you can’t be too shy if you’re willing to let somebody shove needles thru your privates anyway.  So she showed me her pink.  Completely shaved with all five rings just like she said.  I asked if I could touch em, and she said sure… so I start tugging on all of them asking does it hurt?  does that hurt?  She squirmed a bit in her seat saying no but she was about to get turned on in a bit.  I told her not to fight the feeling and continued to flick the clit piercing back and forth… i watched her shudder and squeak and sure enough her little pink cunt began to flow…. 

At that point it got kind of uncomfortable so I suggested she get back in her drawls and head on back.  Paid her her babysitter’s fee and told her I was getting  a clit ring next week just to show her.  She said “YEAH RIGHT now that I gotta see!”  I didnt really entirely mean it at the time.. but the more I think about it… well how much longer does an old nag like me have left anyway?  I’ll only have so many chances to be spontaneous.. honestly I think my biggest challenge will be finding a piercer who is willing to climb into my cave to do the job in the first place!   We’ll see!!

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As an ebony loving, black cock stuffing, cumguzzling old white whore it goes without saying that I love me some black men.  The darker the berry, the whiter the load on my belly I always say.  Thats why around this time of yearI like to kick off the first part of the new year with a good old fashioned anonymous interracial fuck.

Usually I get dressed up in my sluttiest looking old white lady gear, see thru silk top, short denim skirt no panties of course, and a long expensive looking coat, waaay underdressed even for the mild Southern winter, and I wander the “bad” side of town as though I were lost,  looking for whatever tall young black buck that might be of assistance to me.  Once  the young teen boys see a bowlegged white bitch stumbling down MLK blvd looking confused and frightened they figure maybe  it’s time to ask her if she needs a ride anywhere.  Miss Helen is always so grateful, because she’s been wandering for what seems miles, trying to find her friend Gladys’ house on foot.  Miss Helen gets in the nice young black man’s “hoop ride” I think they call it, and places her hand gratefully on his strong muscled young thigh and feels the firmness of it underneath his baggy jeans and she winks.  Then she directs her kind young Samaritan to the general area where her friend lives… yes THIS street looks familiar… I could have sworn her house was around her somewhere… maybe over there behind that parking lot?  the one with the back alley.  Yes… thank you young man, you are so kind for taking the time to help a dotty old white lady find her way around the neighborhood.  Surely you will let me repay you somehow for your time….  just pull over here and let me think of something…

MMMMMMMM….  last year I had the pleasure of two young brothers (actually brothers not just “brothas”) who let me repay their generosity in the backseat of their Impala.  Hottest two-holey action I’d had in a long time.  They both came inside me, zipped up and pushed me out of the car and pulled off.  NOT very hospitable I must say.  So of course I had to hitch a ride home.  A kinder older black man this time… he was more than happy to nibble and nuzzle on my itty bitty titties as we sat in front of my garage.  When my husband came out of the house tho he became very nervous and that was the end of our fun.   But it’s all about the adventure you see.. the journey…  Now… where are my thigh highs again?

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On the 12th day of xmas my Hubby gave to me

12 inches of Dildos,   11 Truckers Jerking,  10 fingers fisting, 9 grannies diddling, 8 boys for milking, 7 roaring orgasms , 6 slaves for whipping FIVE ANAL BEADS!!  4 call girls, 3 Frenchmen, 2 Riding Crops, and a BIG BLACK COCK FOR MY PUSSY!!!

I love the xmas season! I love this time of year!  Especially now that the kids are gone and grown, we can really let our freak flags fly!!!  This year The hubby and I are planning a Secret Santa Key Party, with a twist… each guest will put his or her name into one bowl.  And in another bowl we each write down a random sex act. We all draw out a name.  Whoever’s name we pick we have to perform the sex act we randomly chose with them, or as close to that act as possible!!  The adventure is that we don’t get to opt out once we start.. so even if we pick somebody we don’t like.. or if a guy picks another guy.. it’s too bad he has to do it anyway!  It’s so deliciously childish.. but we’re all consenting adults… and you’re only as young as you feel anyway!  The hard part will be getting people to RSVP without them flaking out at the last minute.  Everybody says they’re in at first, but then the day comes around and suddenly they have cold feet and limp cocks.  But I’m purposefully overloading the invitation list with guys and gals I know for a fact are as freaky as can be.  And the new swinger’s club Hubby and I joined seems to have a bit of potential.  Most of them seem a bit vanilla for our tastes (girl on girl action and couple swapping only, no guy on guy)  … but we have our eye on a handful of fellow freaks.  It will just take a bit of schmoozing and boozing to feel them out.  My that’s alot of socializing to do between now and the After XXXmas party….  I hope my holes don’t get too worn out before then!  Haha As if!!

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 I swear, this is the first chance I’ve gotten all weekend to sit down!   What with the Thanksgiving festivities and everything, it was all about Turkey, Turkey Turkey and Pies as far as the eye can see, Sweet Potato and Cherry of course…. And guess who was in charge of all the fixings??    This old lady right here!  *whew*  My family,  I love them I love my boys and I miss them terribly when they are away, but I am SO GLAD THEY ARE GONE!!!   Now I can stop the Suzie Homemaker act and go back to my wicked ways.

My boys are so big and strong now,  you wouldn’t believe it!! Even my grandson is getting up there!  I swear If they weren’t my sons… Well.. a Mother has no business thinking that way about her boys, now does she.  *ahem*

You know, tho.  This wasn’t exactly a fulfilling holiday weekend.  I mean sure,  I had my fill of Turkey.  If I never see another Turkey as long as I live it will be too soon.  But oddly enough, there is another kind of meat that I’d much rather be cramming into my mouth!    I hope you can guess what that would be.  But if you think you can scare up any leftovers for a poor, lonely old mother and grandmother… I’d be happy to trade some of Mama Carol’s Delicious Pie with you.  Happy Holidays!!!

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Who here loves a bukkake party raise your hand?!!  I DO I DO!!!  And tonight is the night!  I can’t wait to be bathed in the cum of a dozen men or more…. all surrounding me forcing their cocks in my mouth, maybe some even using and abusing my ass and cunt holes.  But I want all the cum on me.  I want every last fucking drop of that man seed. I want it in my eyes, my hair, my mouth, my fucking ears!  I want to be SHOWERED in cum!!  And tonight I will be…. my hubby, the love of my life, my most faithful servant of my pleasure…  he has arranged the largest gangbang night to date.  At least 20 people have RSVP’d… ALL MEN… ALL HUNG (he evaluated each of them, he has a very strict screening policy for the men we play with!)…  and all ready to bang me like its World War III.   I’m trembling with excitement, but I have to get physically and mentally prepared for all the abuse I’m about to take.  I need to be clean as a whistle in all my holes… I’ve skipped breakfast and lunch because i’m about to have a HUGE dinner and i want to have as much room for dessert as possible!!  Dessert being all the banana cream i’m about to gag on!!  It might be a good idea to do some stretches… since i’ll be pulled in 20 different directions, a little meditative yoga might be in order. and Kegels.. gotta do the kegels.  Gotta give this snatch a fighting chance!!!  Laters!! 

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Okay, boys – it’s time to put up or shut up.  All you raunchy-ass boys out there just staring at those young pussies and dreaming away really don’t know what you’re missing.

I know more about pleasing a man than any five of those teen-twats will EVER know, and when it cums to sex, baby, experience is EVERYTHING.

Here’s what I’m offering … you call me with your fantasy, and I guarantee you that I will push your fantasy to your limit … I will go farther than you thought possible.  Not only that, but I’m going to be turned on right there with you, and this old granny’s going to cum to your fantasy.

You think your fantasy is too weird or strange to talk with anyone about?  Not only have I probably heard of it, there’s a good chance I’ve TRIED it already, sonny-boy.   Cum play in MY backyard … I guarantee we can get nasty together.

granny SUE

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Man I love Halloween.  I’m 60 somethin years old now dammit but I still giggle and squeal like a little kid every year.  This is proving to be a pretty lonely halloween this year tho.  The grandkids are all at some school party, since trick or treatin door to door is pretty much a dead custom now, unless you live in one of those  snooty stepford fuckin neighborhoods where nothin bad ever happens to nobody.  But in neighborhoods like mine, y’know “working class”… they know better than to go door to door begging for shit to eat.  Any other day of the week I’m like you want somethin to eat here you are, and I point to my snatch.  But on Halloween I become a kid again.  That’s a shame really because I love to dress up and give out candy and play pranks.  All I could do for fun this year was paint my tits like jack-o-lanterns and stand in the window with a flashlight between em, starin up at my face.  I just saw two teenage boys run screamin when they rounded the corner and saw me.  HA!!  But that was about all the action I’m likely to get from the street.  HOWEVER.  My neighbor across the hall is an insufferable battleaxe, total  screwfaced harpie.. but she has the most delicious looking grandson.  He can’t even be 20 yet… but built like Tom Brady.  He’s so fucking yummy.  I think he’s gotta granny fetish too, cuz he saw me lurching down the hallway with my laundry earlier today, my big fuckin tits resting in the basket cuz they are always in the way.  He couldn’t take his eyes off my rack.  I smiled at him and said “EYES FRONT Young Man!”  he got all bashful his ears turned red as he apologized.  Then I said ”If you ever wanna help an old woman besides your bitch of a grandma out, you can always pop on over to my place and say hi.”  He kicked the ground all bashful and said sure.  “I said… ANYTIME young man… my door is usually unlocked.  But I’m frequently  in the buff around the house if I’m alone, so it’s better to knock first or else you’ll get another eyeful.”   By then his old bat of a grandmother snatched her door open and yanked him aside.  She knows what a freak I am.  It’s not like I’m tryin to keep it a secret.  Anyway.. the door is unlocked as promised.  And I’m sittin here naked, and alone… it would be hot if he walked in on me while I was in the middle of a call hehehe…

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Sometimes the hubby and I go our separate ways for fun every now and then.  We do try to play together as often as possible but sometimes it gets to stressful and boring and sometimes it’s just plain easier to get laid all by yourself.   So that’s what I’m going to do.  I happen to live next to a very large college campus, jampacked with young hot studs bursting with energy for the new school year.  Last year I was part of the hazing ritual for a select few college freshman trying out for the frats.  I judged their cock contests… the losers had to bend over for my paddle.   The farthest shooters, the longest lasters.. and of course.. the longest lasting farthest shooting always got to come away with me.  Mmmmmm…  those fat young cocks filled up my greedy holes just right.  And I taught at least two different fellas the proper way to eat a pussy.  Who cares if this snatch has alot of miles on it??  I know what I like and I’m willing to teach anyone who wants to learn!!  I’m hoping to try my first barely legal gangbang this semester… all freshman cock in every hole!! I even got a part time job in the dean’s office doing some clerical work.  I took alot of LONG lunch breaks… there always seemed to be a student in need of a little extra face time.    The dean didn’t like me hanging around campus so much last year… said I was a bad influence…  but I think he just needs to get fucked.  Who knows.. maybe he’s loosened up some this year.  Maybe I’ll swing by his office to make sure.

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I had a great time as usual with one of my callers last night, he said how he wanted squirt his load of hot cum over my round perky tits, and have my son lick the cum right off of them. I loved the way his imagination runs wild and how creative he can be. His voice was so sexy ans seductive that he almost made me cream in my panties the minute he first started taking. When he firy told me about his fantasy I was overwhelmed with excitement, I told him that I would love to do a threesome with him and my son, after all me and my son often have lots of sexual encounters. I just love sucking his young cock, and he loves the way my mouth feels sliding up and down on it. My pussy is just pulsating right now as I’m picturing this threesome. My caller Frank also told me how he wanted me to bend over with my ass straight up in the air so that he can stick his cock in my tight ass. I can go on and on about what happened on our call but I would rather save the story for the next callers so we could get each other off!

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