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I have a secret admirer!!

When I opened my front door this morning, there was a box at the foot of the steps with a note attached.  the note read:

Dear Granny Sue,

This is a gift of six to you to represent the six weeks until Christmas.

Inside the box, I found six brand new dildos!  What a thoughtful surprise!

Dildo #1 was a small purple “ladyfinger” vibrator.  These are only about 4″ long, but they hum away forever.  They’re great to put right up against your clit, or to tickle some virgin asshole.

Dildo #2 was a standard 6″ gold vibrator.  An oldie but goodie, a necessary part of every woman’s wardrobe.

Dildo #3 was a glow-in-the-dark french tickler.  It was hollow so that the standard vibrator could fit inside, and the french tickler nubs were so soft and pliable that I couldn’t wait to take it for a test-spin.

Dildo #4 was a large 8″ dick-looking dildo.  It was just the right firmness to feel almost like the real thing … it even had raised veins along the shaft.  I think I’m going to be sleeping with that one beside me.

Dildo #5 was a black cock strap-on dildo.  Every time I looked at it I got images in my head on different people I could use it on.  I can’t wait to give that one a go.

Dildo #6 was about two feet long, and was a double-dildo.  It had a dick on both ends.  It was real flexible, and at first I wasn’t sure how I could put that one to good use.  It didn’t take me long to figure out that if I bent it almost in half, I could fuck my pussy AND my ass at the same time with this one dildo!  MMmmm.

I wonder what my secret admirer will bring me next week …. 5 batteries would be appreciated, but 5 dozen batteries would be more thoughtful.

Granny Sue

1-888-648-0752

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I know what you’re craving.  I will build a full-fantasy story for your roleplay world. I’m full of motherly love, and ready to smother you in it.  Most call me “mommy” and I take that responsibility seriously.
From diapers and nursing to bathwater and spankings, nothing is taboo to me.  Call me with your secret  fantasy and unload it on “mommy”, we’ll make it come to life together.

SUNNY
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OOPS!! I love this shot.  Dildo got fucking stuck in my snatch it was hilarious.   It took a while to get wet enough to jiggle it free… even the camera guy was trying to help me… I don’t think he had as much fun honestly.  He approached my pussy like it was a lion and he was trying to snatch away a slab of meat.  I roared laughing at him,  “Young Man it’s just pussy it’s not gonna hurt ya less it squirts ya in the eye.!” I’ve been known to do that too.  Get a dick pushing deep into me like a spoon into half a grapefruit  *SQUIPP!!*  … i love that shit.   Never got a toy stuck in there before tho.  Maybe i’m getting  TIGHTER with old age!  How’s that for the record books??    That’s what I love about being an old fat broad the surprises never end.  If you would like to get YOURSELF stuck in this big old twat, drop me a line.

OLGA 1 888 896 6205

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*Sigh*.  This is going to be a loooong day.  I’m trying to hold Frank down so I can give him an enema, which he desperately needs.  You’d think that somebody who enjoys getting fucked in the ass as much as he’s learned to lately would be fine with an enema, but nooooo.  Somehow THIS is a threat to his masculinity.  I think he’s more embarrassed by the adult baby aspect.  He likes to be in control and dominant, but this constipation of his the last week has him helpless.  The doctor subscribed suppositories but he refuses to use them.  Again I ask, how is my dildo shoving up his ass more acceptable than a much smaller medical aid prescribed by a doctor?  But it’s the principle of the thing, he says.  He doesn’t want his doctor ,who he’s known for 25 years, thinking he’s suddenly fine with putting things up his ass??  MEN drive  me crazy!!  Frank’s first colonoscopy was scheduled for next spring, but we’re going to have to step it up if he ever wants to find out whats going on with his bowels.  He even tried to blame me.. “Carol maybe you left something in there the last time and that’s why I’m blocked..”  You’ve got to be kidding me?  what pray tell would I have lost in his ass?  My wallet?  Last I checked the dildo and the strap on both came out in one piece.    However, all those meat and potatoes you shovel into your face everyday don’t seem to be coming out at all.  

Anywho….   I’ve threatened Frank within an inch of his life to let me do an enema today.  I dont care anymore, I’m tired of hearing him moan and groan like Hank Hill.  He is getting stripped down and shoved down on all fours in the bathtub, with an enema hose shoved into his ass. And I will flush him full of hot water until those fudge demons are exorcised and whatever else he’s hiding from me and the doc up there HA!…   Oh it’s gonna be messy!  I’ll have some adult diapers on hand for afterwards if it gets really out of control.  But let’s get this over with shall we??

CAROL  1 888 252 5839

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Do you have that fantasy in your darkest secrets that you’ve never shared with anyone?
Maybe it’s your mom catching you stroking your cock, you walking in on your grandma in the shower, the thrill of wet training pants sloshing against your balls, or some other memory from your childhood still lingering in your mind. Maybe it’s your neighbor who you sneak peeks on late at night, someone at work, or a complete stranger you meet on a bus.
Share that fantasy with me, and I will make it come alive for you … and no one else will ever know. It will be a secret shared by the two of us, one that we can relive anytime you wish.
Just give me a call …
Sunny at 1-888-296-6953
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Okay, I have officially reached my sexual awakening. I want to try anything that has to do with sex.
I challenge anyone reading this to try to shock me with their stories or ideas. I’m ready to sling dirty diapers, give (or take) golden showers. I want to use a strap-on or a vibrator (maybe both!).
Let me fuck, suck, blow, jack, or just run around the house naked for you. I want to feel your skin on mine. Stimulate me, body and mind.

I’m waiting for your call …
Jan 1-888-869-6198

I love anal sex probably just as much as I love vaginal sex now.  But I had never tried it until my boyfriend Frank.   He  was the one who insisted I try it at least once, which is a philosophy I recommend to almost everyone.  You never know til you try!   But he had his work cut out for him at first…  He kept telling me how pleasureable it could be, reassuring me that it wouldn’t hurt, coaching me through my panic as we attempted the first few times.  But once we got things going, then BANG ZOOM they were really going.  He made sweet gentle love to my ass the first time, and everytime thereafter he increased in intensity.  Sometimes  I could barely sit down the next morning!

About a month or so ago I’d asked him casually if he had ever experienced anal sex from the receiving end.  Good lordie, what did I go and ask that for?  He practically yelled his head off at me!   Saying “NO WAY!”  and “THAT’S DISGUSTING!”    Which strikes me as a tad hypocritical, don’t you think?  Of course I had to ask him…  “And  Exactly why is it so important for ME to know what a cock in MY ass feels like, but out of the question for YOU? Hrmmmm???”         He couldn’t really give me a coherent answer, so he kept changing the subject.  I brought it up nearly every day for a week just to torment him, but he kept saying no no no.   Finally, one night when we were in bed together about to make love he said “Carol honey let me put it in the backdoor this time..”    I said “After YOU my dear!”  And he rolled over angry and pouting.   I swear what a big baby he can be!  But I suppose that’s a pretty common for most “100% heterosexual straight men” who are in no way gay!!    Mmmmmm Hmmmmm…

I tell you all that to tell you this.   After weeks of withholding he finally caved in  last night!!   I would get to play with his ass for a change!

“Okay but just a finger…”  He peeped.

He laid back on the bed, looking almost vulnerable and helpless, this big look of resignation on his face.  It just makes me smile… he can be such a dramaqueen sometimes, I swear!   I opened his robe and got down on the floor on my knees, positioned between his legs,  at the side of the bed.  I massaged his thighs carefully… tentatively… not wanting to scare him now that I’d finally gotten him to agree to my wicked little experiment!    I began to caress his hard cock in my hands, and then with my tongue.  Poor thing might have been nervous, but his cock was already hard and oozing precum.  I made sure to tease and lick him for a long time, both spoiling and teasing him … covering his shaft with my throat…  then withdrawing to lick behind his balls, working my tongue expertly into the crack of his ass… causing him to wriggle and writhe to my touch.  I heard him moan and his legs opened wider to let me in. I slipped my index finger in carefully after thoroughly tonguing his hole into submission, leaving it dripping wet with my spit.

My how quickly his legs flew in the air at that point!!  “You seem to be enjoying this, sweetie…”  I cooed between licks ….

“It’s alright.”  He groaned…  trying to hide the pleasure he obviously felt.

At this point I got a little more daring and decided to introduce another finger into his ass… now he was really groaning and grinding, his legs thrown over my shoulders…I sucked his cock and kissed his tummy as I worked my fingers in and out of his hole like a piston… wiggling them, feeling for that ever elusive prostate.  I had no idea what I was feeling for, honestly.. but I knew something had to be there!     Frank gasped as I lunged ever deeper into his ass, and that’s when I felt a peculiar little kernel; it felt like it was about the size of an acorn or so.  Everytime I pressed it, Frank’s hips began to buck wildly  and he shouted with pleasure. 

“I do believe I’ve found your G-spot, sweetie”  I whispered over his moans.  Now he was squirming and squiggling his hips like never before when I finally heard him say the words..

“Oh Carol please fuck me, yes baby… fuck that ass for me!”

I needed no further encouragement.  I keep a dildo handy under the bed for myself, so  I reached under the bed without even having to look .  It’s a hot pink  gel beauty… about 9 inches in length and 2inches in circumference or so.  If you’re going to get your ass stuffed for the first time, you might as well make it a challenge!

At first it wouldn’t go in, no matter  how much saliva I put there and poor Frankie nearly chickened out.  But once I slathered the shaft in KY jelly his hole was more than receptive.  It was an exquisite experience, sliding that dildo into my beloved all the way to the hilt.  OH MY LORD he cried… I would stop every so often to make sure I wasn’t hurting him, only to have him beg me not to stop and to push it deeper, faster…

I was so turned on by this point my pussy was aching for some relief.  Without removing the dildo from Frank’s ass I crawled on top of him in a 69 position and let him devour my free flowing cunt while I pumped his ass and gobbled his cock.   It was a circus of sensations, what with Frank thrusting his cock into my mouth and his hips against the dildo in my hand, the feeling of his tongue buried inside my pussy… I couldn’t help but grind myself to an orgasm on his tongue… flooding his face with my cum, never once losing my grip on that dildo!

Finally Frank had had enough, he pushed me to the side and leapt up, quickly flipping me over on my back and spreading my legs wide.  He buried his cock into my cunt in one smooth motion, impaling me deeply.  I cried out from surprise and pleasure.  And what followed was the hardest fucking he had ever given me!!      He came so hard I felt it flood my pussy and leak out down my ass, onto the bed.  He didn’t stop pumping for a good ten minutes after he came….  It must have been the biggest load he’d ever shot!

Finally he collapses on top of me, a  sweaty wreck of man, kissing my ears and whispering “Carol my Carol, thank you Carol.. you make me cum so hard my love…”

Always music to my ears.    In the cold light of morning Frank has been acting a bit embarrassed.  I tease him about being a full on sodomite now, and welcome to the club! but he gruffly changes the subject like before.  Still I have a feeling he won’t put up as much of a fight as he did the first time.  Maybe tonight I’ll find out for sure!!

CAROL  1-888-252-5839

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