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  Have I got a Valentine for you!  It already has the bullseye just waiting for your cupid’s arrow to pierce it, too!

I swear, I need some anal sex.  I need a big hot fat schlong poking my backside something fierce.  Make me scream, baby, I can’t wait!  Gimme a one-eyed snake that’s stiff as steel to jab my brown eye.  Slam it hard and don’t stop.  I am granny, hear me roar!

“granny” SUE . 1.888.648.0752

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Is it true you can get hemorrhoids from too much anal???  All I know is that my ass is killing me, and I’ve got a blister the size of a friggin’ golf ball hanging out of my ass!  And It hurts to sit down or lay on my back.  It’s been getting bigger and bigger the last three days, making it hard to.. umm.. well you know.. hard to make room for daddy, as the sayin goes.  So my current fuckbuddy is pretty miserable that he hasnt been able to cornhole me like he usually does.  I dunno tho… I’ve never had rhoids like this that’s for sure… and I’ve never had this much anal sex either… so maybe there’s a correlation.  I’d be more insulted that he isn;’t happy with Vag action.. but I’ll be the first to admit that my snatch ain’t the tightest drumskin on the snare, if you know what I mean.  It’s pretty bad when you have to ask your own vibrator if it’s in yet.  Even worse when the vibrator asks YOU!  D’oh!  Anyway.. hopefully some of that preparation H will clear things up.  But I’m horny and Fuckbuddy is strictly a backdoor man.  Oh well… guess this 60 year old Pincushion needs a night off anyway.  So I’ll take the hint and just wait by the phone for a fun call instead.  *sigh*……

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I know what you’re craving.  I will build a full-fantasy story for your roleplay world. I’m full of motherly love, and ready to smother you in it.  Most call me “mommy” and I take that responsibility seriously.
From diapers and nursing to bathwater and spankings, nothing is taboo to me.  Call me with your secret  fantasy and unload it on “mommy”, we’ll make it come to life together.

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HI I’m Sue, most people call me Granny Sue.  I’m here to rock your world..come play with me and we can get as nasty as we want. I’m an old GILF that loves to suck and fuck big hard cocks…nothing pleases me more than a long stiff cock straight up my asshole. I love to be fucked in the ass while having my wrinkled titties played with. Come on guys fill me up with your warm thick cum, and squirt that cum all over my wrinkled titties as well! Yes I am a slut that can’t control dick, I jump on it every chance that I get..since I am getting old I try to keep my sex game alive. I try to at least have 2 cocks a week rammed up this asshole, especially big black cocks! Well guys if you think that you can handle me come give me a try…

p.s I love to get fucked while leaning against my bathroom sink

SUE

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I get off on getting your cock hard and watching it shoot its sticky load. Anything it takes, no matter how nasty or tame, I’m up to it.
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*Sigh*.  This is going to be a loooong day.  I’m trying to hold Frank down so I can give him an enema, which he desperately needs.  You’d think that somebody who enjoys getting fucked in the ass as much as he’s learned to lately would be fine with an enema, but nooooo.  Somehow THIS is a threat to his masculinity.  I think he’s more embarrassed by the adult baby aspect.  He likes to be in control and dominant, but this constipation of his the last week has him helpless.  The doctor subscribed suppositories but he refuses to use them.  Again I ask, how is my dildo shoving up his ass more acceptable than a much smaller medical aid prescribed by a doctor?  But it’s the principle of the thing, he says.  He doesn’t want his doctor ,who he’s known for 25 years, thinking he’s suddenly fine with putting things up his ass??  MEN drive  me crazy!!  Frank’s first colonoscopy was scheduled for next spring, but we’re going to have to step it up if he ever wants to find out whats going on with his bowels.  He even tried to blame me.. “Carol maybe you left something in there the last time and that’s why I’m blocked..”  You’ve got to be kidding me?  what pray tell would I have lost in his ass?  My wallet?  Last I checked the dildo and the strap on both came out in one piece.    However, all those meat and potatoes you shovel into your face everyday don’t seem to be coming out at all.  

Anywho….   I’ve threatened Frank within an inch of his life to let me do an enema today.  I dont care anymore, I’m tired of hearing him moan and groan like Hank Hill.  He is getting stripped down and shoved down on all fours in the bathtub, with an enema hose shoved into his ass. And I will flush him full of hot water until those fudge demons are exorcised and whatever else he’s hiding from me and the doc up there HA!…   Oh it’s gonna be messy!  I’ll have some adult diapers on hand for afterwards if it gets really out of control.  But let’s get this over with shall we??

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