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trimmed tree or no?

December 27th, 2009 | Category: Older for younger,Olga

Olga is smooooooth

Hi Kids!  This gnarly old hag has been around the block a few times, and she’s seen all sorts of trends, but in all her 60 plus years she has yet to see anything like the latest trend that’s sweeping the young generation:  Going Bald Head to Toe.   I don’t just mean the girls… but the boys too.  It’s like pubes went the way of the 8 track player or something.   And while I dont mind it, I don’t really understand it.

So maybe you can explain it to me fellas?  What’s with the hairless cocks and balls and assholes?  How are you managing to stay so smooth and porno ready all the time.  You kids are busier than ever with your iphones and your internet and your multitasking lives.. where do you find the time to shave your entire bodies like this?   I used to date a  professional body builder back in the 70′s….   He had a hot body like you’d expect.. and as much time as he spent in the gym building up those muscles he seemed to spend just as much or more shaving his arms legs and chest.  Sometimes I’d help him out and it was a tough job!!  Took forever.  After the novelty of the sex wore off I realized how boring he was… all he did was primp and shave and pluck and pump iron, all he had time for.  SO I ask you again, how do you kids find the time??

It’s all I can do to keep my snaggly old bush trimmed down.  Sometimes I get real lazy and its like you need a weed whacker to find my clit.  I shave my legs and pits about once a week but that’s about it.  But the last young man I spent time with… he was about 20, 21 or so..   He was smooth as a baby’s butt from head to toe. Yes even his head was shaved!  I even asked him if he had one of those  illnesses that make all your hair fall out and he just laughed and said No you crazy old grandma, that’s the style these days. 

He had a big fat cock and a tight body so I let the old grandma crack slide…. but I’m still wondering, what gives?   Do you fellas trim your trees?  Regularly? Or just for a special occasion?  Maybe the kid was just trimming his tree for the hoidays.  If you know, tell me!

OLGA 1 888 896 6205

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