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It’s finally happened. I’ve become an incontinent old bat.   Fortunately, I only seem to wet myself when I’m having an orgasm.  Unfortunately, I keep wetting myself everytime I have an orgasm!!

This never used to happen!  I had a bladder of steel and I could hold my urine thru odouble shifts at Luby’s 6 days a week.  I retired from waitressing just a couple of years ago and my control of my body functions seem to be retiring as well.   One time at the grocery store I bent down to get a box of cereal and I cut the hugest fart you ever heard.  It was pretty crowded in this aisle and there was no mistaking it was me.  I was mortified I tell you.  I never saw it coming.  I dashed right over to the checkout lane after that.   But that’s how it began… suddenly I’d get gas… and I HAD to let it out fast or else!!  Then a few months later I noticed I’d pee a little every time I laughed or sneezed.  But just a little.   Then a few months further down the road I’d be waking up in the middle of the night running to the toilet and just barely making it!

And now… it’s a mess.  My hubby was eating me out after having banged me six ways from sunday.. and I’d already had a couple of rolling O’s…. but he hit the right spot and suddenly I started squirting.. but not the good kind of squirting.  This was unmistakeably warm, wet, pungent piss.    Hubby is pretty kinky and so am I but we weren’t expecting this.. Or else we never would have been screwing on our brand new burberry couch like that.  This is gonna be one expensive re-upholstery bill. 

Sometimes gettin’ older ain’t what it’s cracked up to be.  OH well… I’ll be sure to tell you when I lose control of my bladder altogether and start running around with a catheter.  I wonder if they make vibrating adult diapers???   Hrmmmmm….

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Just a short note to drop you guys a line … and to give my pussy a breather.

My secret admirer revealed himself to me yesterday.  He showed up at my door in a trenchcoat.  At first I thought he was some bum just asking for a fresh meal … I recognized him as one of the bums outside the grocery store I use.   When I asked if he needed help, he just flipped his trenchcoat open … he was naked underneath, and a big gold bow was attached to the base of his big black cock.  My mouth dropped open, and I didn’t even look around before dropping to my knees and stuffing that huge dong into my mouth.

After a couple minutes of gobbling on that gorgeous dark meat, I figured it would be best if we moved inside, so I grabbed ahold of it and led it (with him attached) on into the trailer.   He mentioned something about having watched me for years, but I wasn’t listening … I was busy trying to climb onboard his big black rocket … I wanted him to take me to the moon and see stars.  We have fucked and sucked like crazy since then … all night long and all morning today.   When I needed to pee, I just squatted over him and gave him a golden shower.  When he had to piss, he stood over me and drowned me in his steamy flow.

Now he’s grabbing a bite for us out of the fridge while I’m throwing this message together.  I have a few surprises in store for him when he gets back here to the bedroom … He’s going to help me try out some of these dildos he sent that first week.   I think my week is going to be busy all the way up to Christmas Eve.

Bye for now … Call me if you dare!

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