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I just got back from the ER and I don’t want to talk about it, okay???  Long story short, my young fuckbud decided to have Thanksgiving leftovers out of my snatch.  I agree to be his dinner bowl, he shoves a Turkey drumstick up my hole and it gets stuck.  We try pulling on it, but its greasy and then the bone slips out.. and most of it remained in there… and nothing he or I could do would dig it out.  I tried everything.  Douching on Hi with the showerhead massager, digging it out with a dildo, stabbing at it with a fork.. NOTHING worked… so much to my humiliation I had fuckbud drive me to the ER.  Imagine explaining THAT to the docs.  I waited around like 7 hours for them to get around to me.   At least fuckbud kept me company the whole time… we even tried one last hurrah in the restroom trying to dig it out.  He buried his face and hands in there.. trying to get at that fuckin turkey meat.  No use.  I did get to cum pretty hard tho…. 

So the doc x-rayed my snatch.  Removed the turkey with some surgical tongs.  And scolded me not to play with my food like I’m some kind of child.  But how can I blame them.  I bet I was the talk of the emergency room that night. 

You’d think I’d be sore after something like that but I’m doing pretty good.  Fuckbud went home.  It’s just me and my dildo now.  I guess I’ll never learn!

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