Whorish Halloween
Man I love Halloween. I’m 60 somethin years old now dammit but I still giggle and squeal like a little kid every year. This is proving to be a pretty lonely halloween this year tho. The grandkids are all at some school party, since trick or treatin door to door is pretty much a dead custom now, unless you live in one of those snooty stepford fuckin neighborhoods where nothin bad ever happens to nobody. But in neighborhoods like mine, y’know “working class”… they know better than to go door to door begging for shit to eat. Any other day of the week I’m like you want somethin to eat here you are, and I point to my snatch. But on Halloween I become a kid again. That’s a shame really because I love to dress up and give out candy and play pranks. All I could do for fun this year was paint my tits like jack-o-lanterns and stand in the window with a flashlight between em, starin up at my face. I just saw two teenage boys run screamin when they rounded the corner and saw me. HA!! But that was about all the action I’m likely to get from the street. HOWEVER. My neighbor across the hall is an insufferable battleaxe, total screwfaced harpie.. but she has the most delicious looking grandson. He can’t even be 20 yet… but built like Tom Brady. He’s so fucking yummy. I think he’s gotta granny fetish too, cuz he saw me lurching down the hallway with my laundry earlier today, my big fuckin tits resting in the basket cuz they are always in the way. He couldn’t take his eyes off my rack. I smiled at him and said “EYES FRONT Young Man!” he got all bashful his ears turned red as he apologized. Then I said ”If you ever wanna help an old woman besides your bitch of a grandma out, you can always pop on over to my place and say hi.” He kicked the ground all bashful and said sure. “I said… ANYTIME young man… my door is usually unlocked. But I’m frequently in the buff around the house if I’m alone, so it’s better to knock first or else you’ll get another eyeful.” By then his old bat of a grandmother snatched her door open and yanked him aside. She knows what a freak I am. It’s not like I’m tryin to keep it a secret. Anyway.. the door is unlocked as promised. And I’m sittin here naked, and alone… it would be hot if he walked in on me while I was in the middle of a call hehehe…
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