Clumsy Old Hag Drowns In Toilet
Sprained my fucken ankle and have been flat on my back all weekend, and not the FUN kind of on my back either! It’s a funny story really… I was having some private time in the tub with the showerhead massager and I was getting way into it. I fancied myself some kinda porn star getting off at my image in the bathroom mirror while I blasted my cunt with hot jets of water… so I thought why not pose? Hiked my big ol’ thigh on the side of the tub and posed with my leg there a little leaning way in to get full benefit of the massager… of course all this is kinda slippery.. and I’m getting lost in the sensations of a mounting orgasm, my leg up in the air like I’ve got a lil’ Captain in me… and whaddya know my foot slips in the tub and I go tumbling face first into the fucken toilet!! UGH!!! even worse… I hadn’t even flushed it!!! ARGH!! so… that’s the beginning and end of my live porn career. Now, I’ll still do it for free and on the phone.. but I’ll leave the modelling acrobatics to the professionals!!! Believe me.. once you take a second shower to wash the piss out of your own hair cuz you just slipped and fell in the toilet like the big clumsy she-ape you are, don’t quit your dayjob!!! (In my case.. PHONESEX.. hehehe)
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