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Trying something new tonight.  My husband is about to blindfold me naked and tie me up to the bedposts spread eagle, as soon as I’m done with this entry!  He says he has a surprise for me.  3 hot studs we’ve played with in the past, but he won’t give me their names.   If I can correctly guess the mystery men from just their cocks and tongues alone he’ll remove the blindfold, untie me, and I get to take control of the scene.  Hubby knows full well that means he will have to service the studs while the studs service me. I love to see him play pussyboi, working cocks into a frenzy with his big mouth and chubby white ass.  AND I REALLY REALLY LOVE to watch him getting pounded like the cock loving little faggot he really is. He moans and bites his lip until he cries, it’s both hot and hilarious.     However, if I guess incorrectly he and these 3 bulls get to have their way with me for the rest of the night, a 4 cock train in every one of my holes nonstop and it won’t be pretty!  OoOOoOo i’m shakin in my boots already!!      I can’t wait to see how this turns out.  Wish me fuck…err… luck…

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After such a stimulating weekend, I went to a sportsbar that I frequent at times. Since it’s close to home, I go there just to relax & have fun … it’s not a place I prowl for prey. That isn’t to say I don’t flirt … I do, but flirting is as far as it goes in this place.
I dressed all in black … short black skirt, black blouse and my favorite pair of over-the-knee stiletto boots. When I got there, I picked up a beer at the bar and found an open pool table. After a couple of practice games to warm up, the table was lined with quarters by others wanting to play. I started to leave the table when the one with the first quarter said “But I wanted to play with YOU”. I figured a game wouldn’t hurt, so I racked them up for him to break.
Now it was time to start the flirt … I bent a little farther over than necessary whenever I knew a watcher was behind me. I spread my legs just a bit more than before. I allowed one more button of my blouse to be undone. I shook my hair just a bit more than before.
Soon there was a crowd of onlookers cheering for me and making fun of any mistakes he made … causing him to make even more mistakes. More than one observer offered their advice to me, teaching me new ways of using english on the cue ball.
After the game was over (yes, I won), I made my apologies and headed home, remembering the number one rule: Always leave them wanting more.

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A good friend of mine got a big promotion at his company, but (being gay) he would be shunned at his company dance if he showed up with his lover. He asked me to accompany him, which I agreed to do. I chose a black silky dress that was very short, thigh-high stockings and a pair of 4″ heels. When he saw me, he told me that I would make heads turn.
When we arrived at the dance his prediction came true, as heads turned all across the room. After the awards ceremony in the banquet room, we moved upstairs to the club where we noticed several of the junior employees. There was one group of entry-level young men that had parked themselves at a table next to the dance floor. After a couple drinks, my friend and I decided to turn up the heat. We headed out onto the dance floor right as a nice tango number came up. At the end of the song, he supported my back and I wrapped a leg around his as I did the classic backwards dip, ending up looking right at the young men, all of whom seemed to have eyes only for me. My friend did a fancy spin move that put us together again, and we walked back to our table again to rest.
After a few more songs, a nice slow number came up which we chose to dance to. We had already talked about the shock we had given the new employees earlier, and were in agreement to give them a good tease again. His hands started at the base of my back, and while dancing close to them, he moved his hands down to my ass where he helped the dress climb just an inch or two … not enough for them to see anything, but enough for them to want to bend over to see if they could see more. Moving his lips close to my ear, he said “It looks like the wolf-pack is ready to pounce”.
We tortured the boys for a couple more songs before cutting out of the party early & heading home. Sometimes the erotic tease can do so much more than the real thing.

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*Sigh*.  This is going to be a loooong day.  I’m trying to hold Frank down so I can give him an enema, which he desperately needs.  You’d think that somebody who enjoys getting fucked in the ass as much as he’s learned to lately would be fine with an enema, but nooooo.  Somehow THIS is a threat to his masculinity.  I think he’s more embarrassed by the adult baby aspect.  He likes to be in control and dominant, but this constipation of his the last week has him helpless.  The doctor subscribed suppositories but he refuses to use them.  Again I ask, how is my dildo shoving up his ass more acceptable than a much smaller medical aid prescribed by a doctor?  But it’s the principle of the thing, he says.  He doesn’t want his doctor ,who he’s known for 25 years, thinking he’s suddenly fine with putting things up his ass??  MEN drive  me crazy!!  Frank’s first colonoscopy was scheduled for next spring, but we’re going to have to step it up if he ever wants to find out whats going on with his bowels.  He even tried to blame me.. “Carol maybe you left something in there the last time and that’s why I’m blocked..”  You’ve got to be kidding me?  what pray tell would I have lost in his ass?  My wallet?  Last I checked the dildo and the strap on both came out in one piece.    However, all those meat and potatoes you shovel into your face everyday don’t seem to be coming out at all.  

Anywho….   I’ve threatened Frank within an inch of his life to let me do an enema today.  I dont care anymore, I’m tired of hearing him moan and groan like Hank Hill.  He is getting stripped down and shoved down on all fours in the bathtub, with an enema hose shoved into his ass. And I will flush him full of hot water until those fudge demons are exorcised and whatever else he’s hiding from me and the doc up there HA!…   Oh it’s gonna be messy!  I’ll have some adult diapers on hand for afterwards if it gets really out of control.  But let’s get this over with shall we??

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If you’re gonna be a cuckold, you damn sure better understand that your wife getting stretched out sometimes goes with the territory!  I can’t believe Hubby had the nerve to complain about me being too loose for him right after he watched me get fisted by one of his old running buddies!!    Earl is a big guy. 6′1 250 lbs,  with hands to match his frame, but they were both determined to let him fist me.  Can’t really explain why hubby wanted it so bad.. just the thought of that big paw of his inside my bony little body, maybe he wanted it for the same reason people climb Mt. Everest.  Because it’s there!    Now my husband fists me on occasion but he’s no Earl, so I was a bit hesitant.    So hubby warms me up, first fucks me (his cock is on the thicker side) and then fists me no problem.   Earl followed the same regimen… fucked me good and hard and then pulled out to finger fuck me.   We  must have worked at it for a good hour and a half .. him fingering my pussy deeper and deeper with 4 fingers…until his hand was half way in, minus the thumb.  Stopping, lubing up his hand some more, pushing deeper and deeper.  By the time he tried the thumb I was in as much pain as I was in pleasure. .  But Earl kept my body steady with his big arm and said “Come on Hellcat, You can do it.. you can take it..:”  meanwhile hubby stood impotently in the corner his eyes as big as saucers.  I nearly gave up, I was sweating, trying so hard not to strain, not to force it.. but there was no way I was getting more than his four fingers and the tip of his thumb inside my pussy. 

Then suddenly the unexpected happened and I felt the walls of my vagina give in just a little.    Earl, my husband and I watched in amazement as my pussy literally sucked Earl’s hand inside  of me into the wrist!!  There he was.. fist deep in  mycunt, unable to  move!  He kept his hand motionless.  He had to… he was stuck!!!!  It was a surreal moment, none of us quite knew what to do.. so there was a long silence til I burst out laughing…  “Well darlin, I’m pretty sure this ain’t covered in my HMO, so where we goin’ from here?”

Earl and I were roaring with laughter.  Hubby rushes over in a panic and dumps a whole bottle of KY onto my cunt and Ear’s arm, hoping that might help the situation.  Sure enough, Earl’s paw began to loosen up  some more and with a little wiggling, popped right out!  Most unusual popping noise you ever heard too!  Kind of like opening a pickle jar but alot wetter sounding lol.

We called it a night soon after that.  I was a bit sore, but hubby was all hot and bothered by the scene and wanted to have another  go at me.  So I lay back and let him pump my pussy a few times.  And then what do you know… “It feels weird, Hell.  It’s like I’m fucking a wet paperbag.”  Well what the hell else do you expect, dumbass??  I just gave birth to your buddy’s fuckin arm 20 minutes ago!  So I let him finish himself off in my mouth, we rolled over and went to sleep.  Of course in the middle of the night I woke up and beat my clit lil black and blue thinking of that big hunk of man going even deeper inside me… first balls deep, and then his fist again all the way to the elbow this time..  Maybe someday… babysteps, Hell, Babysteps.

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After a hot day, I decided to go down to the pool for a cool dip. I put on my smallest bikini and headed down there right around sundown when I noticed one other person already there. This guy looked like a California surfer … tanned, shoulder-length blond hair, piercing blue eyes … you get the picture. I started in on some small chit-chat since I hadn’t seen him around before. My main interests were 1) was he old enough, and 2) did he live in the housing complex (I have a definite policy of NOT having sex with anyone that lives too close).
As it turned out, he WAS old enough (barely), and was staying with his brother for the weekend while a friend of his from high school was getting married. That was all it took. I steered him into a corner in the shallow end, and while he was busy trying to answer a retorical question from me, I went underwater, slid his swimsuit down to his knees, and started sucking his cock. When I came up for air, he ran his hands down my shoulders, sliding my bikini top down to my ass and pulled my bottoms down as well. I quickly removed my bikini while he shook off his swimsuit, then we wrapped around each other and started exploring all the positions we could think of in a pool.
By the time we stopped for a breather, the crescent moon was clearly visible above the horizon, and the sight of how big and close it looked started us in on another wave of poolside exploration.
I headed home even sweatrier than when I first went to the pool … but feeling alot more satisfied.

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I love my little boys … they always come home. I cherish every one so much, I just can’t give them enough. I teach them how to treat a girl right, how to get those special spots that drive girls crazy.
First, I get them all cleaned up, give them a bath just like when they were ten … um … two. What a surprise when I dry them off … that little soldier really grew. Just for old times’ sake, I give that cock a lick to make it stand at attention. Then I thing in my mouth just to hear that gasp of excitement … just like I remembered when they were young.
My boys are always greedy, though … they want to taste, touch, see everything they can. Who am I to deny them?? Come here, little boy … you missed a spot.
We play games like blind-man’s bluff … do you know what you’re touching now … what you’re feeling? Then I roll to my side and let them play with mommy’s big boobies … let them suck on them like when they were ten … umm … two.
I hold them tight against me.
I love each one of my little boys.

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So I’m home alone this morning,  sitting by the open window minding my own fucking business, naked, touching my clit and my big fat titties when I notice people walking by trying to stare in, looking all shocked and pointing.  Like I give a fuck, if you wanna look into my window like its a friggin Plasma Screen TV go right ahead.  But if you don’t like what you see it’s your own fuckin fault I say.  I do everything around the house naked. I vacuum, I sweep, I even wash the goddamn windows in my birthday suit if it’s a hot day. My kids and grandkids have all seen me nude they know thats how granny rolls, as they say.  I wouldnt call myself a Nudist,, I’m not a fanatic about it or nothin, I just believe in doing whatever makes me comfortable and what feels good!  Plus when it’s my own fucking house and it’s the summer, I’m damn sure gonna be comfortable.  There are a few  youngfellas who appreciate a good Olga show  now and then.  I’ll give ‘em one too when they come by, I’ll swing my titties out the window, squat down on the sill and show em some pink… but really it’s a catch as catch can thing around here.  I’m not gonna go out of my way to do it.  

So anyway, I brought all this up to tell you this.  I just caught a guy staring in this morning while I was getting myself off.  I noticed him out of the corner of my eye but  didn’t stop.  It wasn’t until I was just about cum that I turned my head to focus on him and I realized it was a friggin COP standing by his policecar, parked on the corner looking directly my way! Somebody must have complained earlier and sent him around my way!    I thought oh well, this is not how I planned to spend the day, getting arrested….  I thought he looked like he was on a walkie talkie or phone or some thingy talking about a “public disturbance”  lol… I got a teeny bit nervous I admit.  But no sooner I finally pull my hands out of my  twat I see him wave at me, give me a salute, then get back in his cruiser and pull off!!  Guess even the fuzz is a fan around these parts!!  Where’s MY Emmy??

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Do you have that fantasy in your darkest secrets that you’ve never shared with anyone?
Maybe it’s your mom catching you stroking your cock, you walking in on your grandma in the shower, the thrill of wet training pants sloshing against your balls, or some other memory from your childhood still lingering in your mind. Maybe it’s your neighbor who you sneak peeks on late at night, someone at work, or a complete stranger you meet on a bus.
Share that fantasy with me, and I will make it come alive for you … and no one else will ever know. It will be a secret shared by the two of us, one that we can relive anytime you wish.
Just give me a call …
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Frankie is giving in slowly but surely.  He went from “NEVER GO NEAR MY ASSHOLE, CAROL”  not three months ago to letting me fuck him with a strapon at least once a week. And now the ball is gaining momentum.  Just the other night he brought up the idea of going down on me right after our swinger friend Wayne, a 6′4 210lb mountain of Black Man, fucks me and leaves his creampie inside of my pussy.  I was shocked, not at the idea of it, but that he would bring this up without me having to coerce him!!  I asked him if he might be willing to try sharing Wayne’s big chocolate stick with me, and he said… “Maybe…”!!   WHAT PROGRESS!   I am dripping wet already with the anticipation of it.  It all goes down tonight.  Both Frankie and Wayne are nervous.  We’ve all played before, Frank watching while Wayne fucks me, or me sucking Frank’s cock while Wayne plows both my holes.  But they’ve never attempted any interaction together.  I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks.  Frank you old dog, if you’re not careful… I have a feeling Wayne is going to be plowing 3 holes between the two of us tonight.  Well.. a girl can dream can’t she?? 

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