Milfs and Grannies Phone Sex

Alone at home, and SOO horny. I could definitely use some good phonesex about now. The grandkids were over earlier, and my daughter had me change the smallest one’s diaper …. Peew, that one’s healthy. I had to air the house out for half the day after they left. It’s so hot here, I took off everything but my stockings, heels and panties. I wonder if anyone passing by saw me running around practically naked? Just thinking about that gets me even hornier again. Hurry and call, I am definitely worked up and ready for you.

Ellen 1-888-244-4598
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I love anal sex probably just as much as I love vaginal sex now.  But I had never tried it until my boyfriend Frank.   He  was the one who insisted I try it at least once, which is a philosophy I recommend to almost everyone.  You never know til you try!   But he had his work cut out for him at first…  He kept telling me how pleasureable it could be, reassuring me that it wouldn’t hurt, coaching me through my panic as we attempted the first few times.  But once we got things going, then BANG ZOOM they were really going.  He made sweet gentle love to my ass the first time, and everytime thereafter he increased in intensity.  Sometimes  I could barely sit down the next morning!

About a month or so ago I’d asked him casually if he had ever experienced anal sex from the receiving end.  Good lordie, what did I go and ask that for?  He practically yelled his head off at me!   Saying “NO WAY!”  and “THAT’S DISGUSTING!”    Which strikes me as a tad hypocritical, don’t you think?  Of course I had to ask him…  “And  Exactly why is it so important for ME to know what a cock in MY ass feels like, but out of the question for YOU? Hrmmmm???”    ;)     He couldn’t really give me a coherent answer, so he kept changing the subject.  I brought it up nearly every day for a week just to torment him, but he kept saying no no no.   Finally, one night when we were in bed together about to make love he said “Carol honey let me put it in the backdoor this time..”    I said “After YOU my dear!”  And he rolled over angry and pouting.   I swear what a big baby he can be!  But I suppose that’s a pretty common for most “100% heterosexual straight men” who are in no way gay!!    Mmmmmm Hmmmmm…

I tell you all that to tell you this.   After weeks of withholding he finally caved in  last night!!   I would get to play with his ass for a change!

“Okay but just a finger…”  He peeped.

He laid back on the bed, looking almost vulnerable and helpless, this big look of resignation on his face.  It just makes me smile… he can be such a dramaqueen sometimes, I swear!   I opened his robe and got down on the floor on my knees, positioned between his legs,  at the side of the bed.  I massaged his thighs carefully… tentatively… not wanting to scare him now that I’d finally gotten him to agree to my wicked little experiment!    I began to caress his hard cock in my hands, and then with my tongue.  Poor thing might have been nervous, but his cock was already hard and oozing precum.  I made sure to tease and lick him for a long time, both spoiling and teasing him … covering his shaft with my throat…  then withdrawing to lick behind his balls, working my tongue expertly into the crack of his ass… causing him to wriggle and writhe to my touch.  I heard him moan and his legs opened wider to let me in. I slipped my index finger in carefully after thoroughly tonguing his hole into submission, leaving it dripping wet with my spit.

My how quickly his legs flew in the air at that point!!  “You seem to be enjoying this, sweetie…”  I cooed between licks ….

“It’s alright.”  He groaned…  trying to hide the pleasure he obviously felt.

At this point I got a little more daring and decided to introduce another finger into his ass… now he was really groaning and grinding, his legs thrown over my shoulders…I sucked his cock and kissed his tummy as I worked my fingers in and out of his hole like a piston… wiggling them, feeling for that ever elusive prostate.  I had no idea what I was feeling for, honestly.. but I knew something had to be there!     Frank gasped as I lunged ever deeper into his ass, and that’s when I felt a peculiar little kernel; it felt like it was about the size of an acorn or so.  Everytime I pressed it, Frank’s hips began to buck wildly  and he shouted with pleasure. 

“I do believe I’ve found your G-spot, sweetie”  I whispered over his moans.  Now he was squirming and squiggling his hips like never before when I finally heard him say the words..

“Oh Carol please fuck me, yes baby… fuck that ass for me!”

I needed no further encouragement.  I keep a dildo handy under the bed for myself, so  I reached under the bed without even having to look .  It’s a hot pink  gel beauty… about 9 inches in length and 2inches in circumference or so.  If you’re going to get your ass stuffed for the first time, you might as well make it a challenge!

At first it wouldn’t go in, no matter  how much saliva I put there and poor Frankie nearly chickened out.  But once I slathered the shaft in KY jelly his hole was more than receptive.  It was an exquisite experience, sliding that dildo into my beloved all the way to the hilt.  OH MY LORD he cried… I would stop every so often to make sure I wasn’t hurting him, only to have him beg me not to stop and to push it deeper, faster…

I was so turned on by this point my pussy was aching for some relief.  Without removing the dildo from Frank’s ass I crawled on top of him in a 69 position and let him devour my free flowing cunt while I pumped his ass and gobbled his cock.   It was a circus of sensations, what with Frank thrusting his cock into my mouth and his hips against the dildo in my hand, the feeling of his tongue buried inside my pussy… I couldn’t help but grind myself to an orgasm on his tongue… flooding his face with my cum, never once losing my grip on that dildo!

Finally Frank had had enough, he pushed me to the side and leapt up, quickly flipping me over on my back and spreading my legs wide.  He buried his cock into my cunt in one smooth motion, impaling me deeply.  I cried out from surprise and pleasure.  And what followed was the hardest fucking he had ever given me!!      He came so hard I felt it flood my pussy and leak out down my ass, onto the bed.  He didn’t stop pumping for a good ten minutes after he came….  It must have been the biggest load he’d ever shot!

Finally he collapses on top of me, a  sweaty wreck of man, kissing my ears and whispering “Carol my Carol, thank you Carol.. you make me cum so hard my love…”

Always music to my ears.    In the cold light of morning Frank has been acting a bit embarrassed.  I tease him about being a full on sodomite now, and welcome to the club! but he gruffly changes the subject like before.  Still I have a feeling he won’t put up as much of a fight as he did the first time.  Maybe tonight I’ll find out for sure!!

CAROL  1-888-252-5839

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Well hi y’all.

My name is Connie and I’m a lil new around here.  I came into phonesexing, not too long after I had just discovered my sexuality.  I’m separated from my husband and living on my own now, exploring new things.  I’ve collected quite a few adventures to tell people about now.  I was kind of shy at first but according to some of my latest fanmail, I’ve gotten the knack of things. 

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Dear Connie

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Connie the first time I saw your pics I couldn’t believe ur age and how hot u are and then I heard your voice you are  unbelievably sexy and gorgeous GODDESS.  You made me cum like a rocket in five minutes, I promise to make it much longer the next time wanna savor that sexxxxxxxxxxy voice and lips Mmmmmm

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miss connie you were so amazin g i stroked for hours after talking to y ou i cant’ stop thinking about yuor sexy voice and bod damn

ps i wanna be yr lil cockboy slut

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 You=GORGEOUS

Wish u were my mommy xxxxoxoo

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Connie

THank you for a hot session. I especially love how you described your thong to me as I buried my cock into your dripping wet pussy.  When I call you next week will you be wearing a black g-string, black mini-skirt, and very tall stiletto heels for me?  My fantasy is that we meet in a park in the middle of the day and you seduce me right there on the bench where everybody can see us.  I’m hard again just thinking about it.  You have such a kinky way with words I love it.

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So I guess I’m doing something right!  I look forward to your calls, sugar.  Don’t keep me waiting too long!

Connie  1-888-598-7660

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Memorial Day picnic in the Park …
WOW, I still can’t get over it.
Anyway, I go to the park for our little family picnic … you know, visit with the grandkids and all that. Everything’s going normal (”blah, blah, blah … too much make-up, mom … blah, blah, blah”) when we notice that the grandkids are wandering a bit TOO far off. I go chasing after them (anything to get away from the “too much make-up” lecture), and find out they’re playing with a dog belonging to another family that’s having a picnic in the park.
Good thing about this family is that instead of dragging along grandma, they dragged along grandpa … and grandpa was looking goood. He had that Charles Durning thing going for him … a bit chunky, but great sense of humor and a charming laugh.
I suggest we make it a big picnic and mix our two families together, and ‘Charles’ backs me up on this. We end up getting our way, of course, so after a little shuffling things around, there we are with a bunch of kids playing frisbee with the dog, and four parents doing their usual getting aquainted talk. This left time for ‘Charles’ and I to do a little getting aquainted ourselves. We set off for a walk in the park, and once we got out of sight from the noisy families, we ducked behind some bushes … WHOOPS … there was a couple already there, completely naked and very involved. Despite my desire to have some fun with them, ‘Charles’ convinced me to quietly leave them unbothered, and we snuck back onto the main path.
Laughing and talking about the couple kept our minds focused that direction until finally (it seemed) we came across another good spot. This time we were the only ones, and we found a nice out-of-the-way area well back from the path. Real comfortable on the butt, too, I noticed as I sat down.
It didn’t take us long to start stripping down to our birthday suits while groping and fondling each other, and soon we were making out like that young couple we had snuck up on. Just when things were getting interesting, though, another couple starts making their way into OUR bushes. We got real still, and watched while they settled on a place not as far back as us … they hadn’t even seen us.
From our vantage point, we could watch them start kissing and undressing. ‘Charles’ was watching them very intently, so I decided to have some fun with him. While he watched the young couple making out, I started giving him a blowjob. This rocked his world … naked out in the open, with another naked couple only a few feet away, and getting his stick sucked like there was no tomorrow all at the same time. Only problem here was that I wasn’t getting attention. I grabbed a free hand of his and brought it down between my legs. He caught on, and started working his fingers in time with the grunts and moans coming from the young couple. That couple didn’t last long, and as soon as the boy blew his load, he was getting dressed to leave. No sooner had they left, though, than another couple wandered in to the same spot.
It seemed to go on like this for hours, us sitting there naked enjoying couple after couple making out a few feet away. When we finally got out of there and made it back to the families, they had started getting worried about us. We just grinned and said “Don’t you know us older folk can take care of ourselves?” while picking a little twig out of my hair.
Anyway … it sure gave new meaning to the term “memorial day” for ‘Charles’ and me … that day was definitely memorable.

Roxy at             1-888-379-5442

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“Carol, honey, I love you but I think I’ve created a Monster.”

Frank, my dear Frank.  Truer words he’s never spoken.  It’s amazing to think that just two short years ago I was a prudish church widow who had only had sex with one man, in one position.  No scratch that… a few times as newlyweds, when my then-husband and I were spooning in bed, he had discovered it was easy to sneak up the back of my nightgown and enter me from behind while I was asleep.   But that was as kinky as things ever got. 

Now look at me.  I could give any young pornstar a run for her money….   who’s the one that’s the big name now?  Jenna Jameson?  I saw a “best of” compilation of some of her videos. I was shocked.  Not at the videos.  SHOCKED  that I had done just about everything she does in them!! 

Frank thinks I’m getting too big for my britches.  I’ve been harassing him to make love with me in ever more public locations.  We made love once in the parking garage of an Albertson’s… but he’s been  reluctant to push the public envelope.  Frank has a very conservative, high profile job so getting caught would be ruinous for his career.  Getting caught would be nothing short of a disaster for MY social circle as well.  But why does the idea of getting caught turn me on like nothing else??

This weekend I met up w ith a young man from online… we met at a public cafe, way out of my neighborhood on the other side of town.    He wanted to see if I was as attractive as my picture.  I just wanted to get my hands on him.  He liked my looks and suggested we go back to his apartment which wasn’t far from the cafe.  I suggested we go into the unisex restroom of the cafe instead. 

That was the loudest, smelliest, most animal sex I’ve had to date.  He bent me over that toilet and gave it to me like there was no tomorrow! I screamed FUCK ME and he roared FUCK YEAH!  It was a blast.   Management banged on the door threatening us to stop and come out.  We exited some twenty minutes later, practically whistling and arranging our clothes.  He quickly left the scene,  perhaps never to be seen or heard from again.  I took my sweet time, however, and even ordered a bagel and espresso to go, smirking to myself while the customers and counter staff stared at me aghast.     The manager on duty informed me  neither of us were welcome in that cafe again and that he should have called the police.

I could only smile coyly at him as I sauntered out the door. “You have the most gorgeous eyes, sir…” I said.

Stop me before I strike again!

CAROL

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Oh, MAN did I have a lucky day!
It started out great when I did a private party for a small group of insurance salesmen. You’d be surprised how well those stiffs can tip! I ended up running late because I just couldn’t break away from such an appreciative group of men.
Anyway, since I was running late, I ended up going maybe a little over the speed limit to try getting back on schedule, when I see this cop car come pulling up behind me. I started thinking how I had been lucky enough to have the money to pay off this ticket, when up strode this fine-looking young buck. I did some quick adjustments to allow him the pleasure of his higher angle, and next thing I knew, his eyes were glued to my Double-D’s.
Well, things just kept getting better, and before long HE was giving me HIS information instead of the way tickets are supposed to work.
That night found that sweet young buck at my place. I served him a little dinner, and showed him the rest of that Double-D view he’s missed out on … and he showed me a few things as well. He ended up staying all night long, and we tore up every room in the place.
I’m looking foreward now to the next party that runs late.

Roxy         1-888-379-5442

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The motel clerk didn’t want to give me a room for just a few hours, so I really had to coax him quite a bit.
In the end, he saw things my way. Give me a call if you want to hear how I convinced him.

Ellen 1-888-244-4598

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Dear Diary: I just had to tell someone about last night. I saw this young stud while at the gas station. I knew right then I wanted him. I decided to clean my windshield, stretching far across the hood of my car. I knew my short skirt had risen quite high, but just to be sure, I dropped the cleaning rag and had to bend all the way down to pick it up. Sure enough, there he was … a true gentleman … to help me get it. Kneeling right behind me as he did, his face was only inches from my exposed ass. It took very little coaxing to have him follow me to the nearest motel. Want to hear more? Just call.

Ellen   1-800-244-4598

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CAROL  1-888-252-5839

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